Robert Kraft, Gettin' Jiggy With It

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[Cubfanintheknow]

This is going to be amazing! Jussie Smolett's new hero!

[OleMissCub]

An old billionaire would never get with a hooker. Are there any other examples of this? Oh wait...

[UMFan83]

Damn, I would have posted this first but couldnt think of a good title. The ones I came up with were both awful (Robert Kraft Feeling Deflated and Better Kraft Up a Good Excuse)

[Banedon]

Slightly more info ..

 

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[Liam Neeson]

He is a billionaire and went to get a happy ending at a strip mall massage parlor.

 

This is hilarious.

[jersey cubs fan]

well that answers that

 

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[Chocolate Milk]

He is a billionaire and went to get a happy ending at a strip mall massage parlor.

 

This is hilarious.

Yeah, dude. I can't stop laughing about this. Worth 6 billion dollars and you get busted at a discount rub and tug.

[WrigleyField 22]

He is a billionaire and went to get a happy ending at a strip mall massage parlor.

 

This is hilarious.

Yeah, dude. I can't stop laughing about this. Worth 6 billion dollars and you get busted at a discount rub and tug.

If he used the high end ones he wouldn't be worth 6 B now would he?

[CyHawk_Cub]

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[SpongeWorthy]

apparently kraft isn’t the biggest name

 

let’s shamelessly speculate who is next I’ll go first

 

tiger

[UMFan83]

apparently kraft isn’t the biggest name

 

let’s shamelessly speculate who is next I’ll go first

 

tiger

 

Trump

 

But yeah there are a lot of famous people that live in or own homes in Palm Beach. Using wikipedia, here are some names that are at least comparable to Kraft:

 

-Roger Ailes

-Jon Bon Jovi

-Warren Buffett

-Ann Coulter (no discriminating)

-Malcolm Glazer

-Rush Limbaugh

-Howard Stern

-Rod Stewart

 

Of course it could have just been someone in town maybe to visit his BFF owner of the team he coaches or QBs for

[minnesotacubsfan]

Tom Brady

[jersey cubs fan]

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[weis21]

apparently kraft isn’t the biggest name

 

let’s shamelessly speculate who is next I’ll go first

 

tiger

tom ricketts

[imb]

definitely tiger

[jersey cubs fan]

explains zobrists' late arrival

[David]

i thought tiger first and then trump

[badger]

Trump will pardon him.

[Derwood]

I hope it's Tom Brady, David Ortiz, Paul Pierce and Bobby Orr.

[Thed Hoyerstein]

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[David]

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great song

 

i'm gonna go ahead and explain that this is a reference to a rizzo tweet back from when we first traded for him (he also learned to play it on piano later iirc) just to make sure nobody thinks i actually like this song

[Derwood]

Surely Donald Trump will strongly stand against his buddy River Kraft, what with his SOTU addresses strong anti-human trafficking statements

[Brian]

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