Official funk to Duke thread

[imb]

Okay Duker, at the risk of falling into the same recency bias that made me meltdown in the first place, the Cubs are going to enter the playoffs as the favorites to reach the world series. can't ask for much more than that. Edited September 5, 2018 by Elon Musk

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I regret nothing, I apologize for nothing, and I will whip out my doom boner again the moment we go down 2-1 in the third inning of the first playoff game.

[Sammy Sofa]

I regret nothing, I apologize for nothing, and I will whip out my doom boner again the moment we go down 2-1 in the third inning of the first playoff game.

 

horsefeathers yeah; the second they suck again I'm blaming Duke, god, Theo and Trump, in that order.

[17 Seconds]

quintana still sucks so who cares

[Aaron_Kennelly]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4o2MqBL1TTI/TAqWZGCRD6I/AAAAAAAAA6U/oi3TzeqRyqg/s1600/pulp%20fiction%20mister%20wolf.jpg

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Honestly, things are going well. Get Willson going and hope KB can contribute at a good level and the offense is unstoppable. Q, Jon, and Monty seem to be only mostly dead. I was really worried about Q's health, but he looks to be healthy enough to be a Game 4 starter, though it won't be pretty.

 

I'm more upset about the collapses of the Phils, Rockies, and D-Backs making it look more and more likely the VBs, VCs, and Dodgers will make the playoffs. So let's just take care of the first two ourselves in the next few weeks.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4o2MqBL1TTI/TAqWZGCRD6I/AAAAAAAAA6U/oi3TzeqRyqg/s1600/pulp%20fiction%20mister%20wolf.jpg

 

 

[imb]

i may have fucked this up for us

[Ding Dong Johnson]

we’re doomed, you were wrong to apologize

[Sammy Sofa]

Everything Duke even looks at gets Super CAIDSerbola and dies.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Emulate the Great Orange Goon: never apologize.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

This thread is the worst anyone has ruined a Cubs season on this board since someone put New Class gifs in the SBTB thread.

[Liam Neeson]

[Cubswin11]

Go horsefeathers yourself, TBS

[Aaron_Kennelly]

i may have horsefeathers this up for us

 

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Always did think it was a strange time to apologize. I waited until after the season last year to do it.

 

Also, I ride with Duker.

[17 Seconds]

Also, I ride with Duker.

 

we know

[Proven Veteran]

This demands a blood sacrifice. It's the only way.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

How many games are we up on WC2??

[NotSoSober]

Thread should be deleted, but this is the same guy who was scared about facing Rich Hill and Maeda in 2016. Maybe its some kind of weird voodoo

[PackLandVA]

Never give too much blame in bad times.

 

Never give too much credit during good times.

Edited September 5, 2018 by PackLandVA

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

This demands a blood sacrifice. It's the only way.

 

Can we bring Stannis back in here to burn his daughter to death or something?

 

[Sammy Sofa]

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[Sammy Sofa]

FUN WITH ARBITRARY ENDPOINTS:

 

Since this thread was started, the Cubs are 2-4 with a -15 RD in that time.

[Sammy Sofa]

Honestly, things are going well. Get Willson going and hope KB can contribute at a good level and the offense is unstoppable. Q, Jon, and Monty seem to be only mostly dead. I was really worried about Q's health, but he looks to be healthy enough to be a Game 4 starter, though it won't be pretty.

 

I'm more upset about the collapses of the Phils, Rockies, and D-Backs making it look more and more likely the VBs, VCs, and Dodgers will make the playoffs. So let's just take care of the first two ourselves in the next few weeks.

 

Not even a week on, and this reads like a collection of Criswell predictions about the future.

 

Duke, this really should be your new avatar: