8/5: fodders (lucabrassiswimswiththefishes) @ Cubs (Lester) 1:20 WGN

[UMFan83]

Sorry Bote you’re gonna have to homer if you want to score with Addy hitting behind you

[Schwarber Fan]

The Padres have a very good defensive team, Margot’s CF antics aside.

[UMFan83]

If we split a series at home against a team that won 2 of their previous 16 games....

[Sammy Sofa]

Lester is toast.

[Schwarber Fan]

Let’s hit some lazy fly balls today.

[Cubswin11]

What the horsefeathers

[UMFan83]

Let’s hit some lazy fly balls today.

 

We have chiliball so basically offense designed to not take advantage of summer conditions at Wrigley

[TMan92]

Lester is toast.

 

2nd half Max Muncy = 2nd half Jon Lester

[UMFan83]

Lester is toast.

 

ERA his last 6 starts: 7.33

[Sammy Sofa]

The only sham is this babyheaded horsefeathers's ERA.

[TMan92]

Walk the pitcher. Awesome

[UMFan83]

Walked the pitcher....drink!

[Gilby]

Why are you trying to paint the corner there.

[Sammy Sofa]

Let’s hit some lazy fly balls today.

 

We have chiliball so basically offense designed to not take advantage of summer conditions at Wrigley

 

Fun fact! The Cubs are closer to having as many dongs as the Padres than they are to any of the teams in the top 10 of dongs slapped.

[Stu]

Ok walked the pitcher. Nice.

[Schwarber Fan]

Just walked a guy who didn’t even know how to walk. Nice.

[Sammy Sofa]

This fool is gonna seriously pitch himself off of the playoff starting roster.

[Cubswin11]

Just bring Chatwood in and let Lester not throw any more pitches since he sucks now

[UMFan83]

Oh yeah crap it’s a dress up get away day, the Cubs always lose these games and then we are cheered up by the players looking silly

[TMan92]

Jon Lester. “The analytics don’t matter”

[Sammy Sofa]

Padres only making outs because they can't wait to swing at the meatballs this human garbanzo bean is serving up.

[Cubswin11]

Get off the horsefeathering team Almora

[UMFan83]

Lester is toast.

 

ERA his last 6 starts: 7.33

 

Make that 7.90

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Should’ve got the pitcher out Jon

[Schwarber Fan]

Alright, time for someone to make a “we are winning this game” post.