8/5: fodders (lucabrassiswimswiththefishes) @ Cubs (Lester) 1:20 WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

I cannot stress enough how little I was worried about the accuracy of my analogy about the regular season-hating robot talking about bugs on a pizza.

[ConstableRabbit]

I cannot stress enough how little I was worried about the accuracy of my analogy about the regular season-hating robot talking about bugs on a pizza.

Seeing this post was like being drunk and excitedly waiting for pizza to be delivered, only to pass out before eating it and finding the soggy, air-temp pie at your doorstep.

[Sammy Sofa]

You say that like it would inexplicably be a bad thing instead of a blessing from the gods.

[ConstableRabbit]

You say that like it would inexplicably be a bad thing instead of a blessing from the gods.

You're not wrong!

 

Splitting with the Padres at home is kind of like biting into a bug on your pizza but then realizing that they're chapulines and the pizza is actually not bad.

[Sammy Sofa]