7/7/18 Big Red Machine (Cy Harvey) @ DESPIcubLES (Chatwalk or Chatsuck, can't decide) 1:20 CST NBC Sports Chicago/MLBN

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Terrible at bat by Albert

[Sammy Sofa]

According to Gameday, Almora just swing at a pitch in his thighs for strike 2.

[TMan92]

Be good Javy. Please

[soccer10k]

Lol. Nice PA, Albert. Take one right down the middle and then swing at two pitches that were closer to hitting you than they were of being strikes.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

What a miracle!!

[Sammy Sofa]

And strike 3 was embedded in his kneecap.

[TMan92]

It is fun sticking this to the Reds. Win this game please

[ScrubMD]

MVP! MVP! MVP!

[Sammy Sofa]

[itisallpartoftheplan]

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[TMan92]

Wow. riggleman. Dumbass

[NotSoSober]

Hell yea. LOL @ JD's baby giraffe comment. Love that dude

[Sammy Sofa]

If Rizzo dongs, I'll start building his statue right now.

[Old Style]

Hughes goes all baby giraffe. Lmao @ JD.

[soccer10k]

If Rizzo dongs, I'll start building his statue right now.

 

I’ll be happy with a sac fly.

[TMan92]

Nice strike

[Sammy Sofa]

Just get a run in, you tinyfaced champion.

[CyHawk_Cub]

If Rizzo HR's here, I'll take a job as Cubs clubhouse attendant & let him verbally abuse me.

[Sammy Sofa]

GET FUCKED, UMP.

[soccer10k]

That will work!

[Sammy Sofa]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. That was his jam right there.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

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[NotSoSober]

Go ahead and steal home before Happ strikes out too, Javy

[Sammy Sofa]

[CubinNY]

baseball is stupid fun. Derwood, eat horsefeathers!