The star, the pizza man and the commish

[jersey cubs fan]

So Jerry Jones has been giving Goodell horsefeathers for the Ezekiel Elliot suspension, players kneeling in protest of police brutality and he's reportedly the one holding up Goodell's contract extension. He's also heavily involved in the papa johns chain, whose owner recently ripped Goodell on a quarterly conference call with investors and sell side analysts.

 

This horsefeathers could get really funny.

 

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http://thestarinfrisco.com/birthdays

 

Team Captain

Cost: $ 600.00

 

20 people; Each additional guest, up to 50 total, will be $15.00

Party room rental for (2) two hours (Includes: tables, chairs, tablecloths, plates, cups, napkins, utensils)

The party group will be allowed to bring Papa John’s pizza only, one personalized cake, non-alcoholic drinks and limited party supplies

Limited VIP Guided Tour

One (1) Group photo on the field

 

League MVP

Cost: $ 900.00

 

20 people; Each additional guest, up to 50 total, will be $15.00

Party room rental for (3) three hours (Includes: tables, chairs, tablecloths, plates, cups, napkins, utensils)

Bottled water provided

The party group will be allowed to bring Papa John’s pizza only, one personalized cake, non-alcoholic drinks and limited party supplies

VIP Guided Tour (45-minute tour, with 30-minutes of field play)

Birthday child will receive a Dallas Cowboys shirt, hat and a $25.00 gift card to Fans United

One (1) Group photo on the field

 

Hall of Fame

Cost: $ 1,200.00

 

20 people; Each additional guest, up to 50 total, will be $15.00

Party room rental for (3) three hours (Includes: tables, chairs, tablecloths, plates, cups, napkins, utensils)

Drinks provided (Options include: bottled water, Gatorade or Pepsi products)

The party group will be allowed to bring Papa John’s pizza only, one personalized cake and limited party supplies

VIP Guided Tour (45-minute tour, with 60-minutes of field play)

Birthday child will receive a Dallas Cowboys shirt, hat, football and a $25.00 gift card to Fans United

Group photo on the field (Includes a copy for each guest)

[ConstableRabbit]

Who has a party for 20 people with one Papa John's pizza? Sounds depressing as horsefeathers.

[Banedon]

Who has a party for 20 people with one Papa John's pizza? Sounds depressing as horsefeathers.

 

Does it say only one somewhere?

[ConstableRabbit]

Peyton Manning owns 30+ franchises, too.

[Sammy Sofa]

No; just one cake.

[ConstableRabbit]

Who has a party for 20 people with one Papa John's pizza? Sounds depressing as horsefeathers.

 

Does it say only one somewhere?

HAHA no. I kept reading it as "one Papa John's pizza only." Given how absurd the package prices are as-is, I guess my brain wanted it to be true.

[biittner77]

What is the Star? Is it like a Chucky Cheese but you have to bring your own terrible pizza?

[jersey cubs fan]

What is the Star? Is it like a Chucky Cheese but you have to bring your own terrible pizza?

 

 

The Star is a 91-Acre Campus that Hosts the

DALLAS COWBOYS WORLD HEADQUARTERS

[biittner77]

What is the Star? Is it like a Chucky Cheese but you have to bring your own terrible pizza?

 

 

The Star is a 91-Acre Campus that Hosts the

DALLAS COWBOYS WORLD HEADQUARTERS

 

So do grown ups have parties there?

[ConstableRabbit]

What is the Star? Is it like a Chucky Cheese but you have to bring your own terrible pizza?

 

 

The Star is a 91-Acre Campus that Hosts the

DALLAS COWBOYS WORLD HEADQUARTERS

 

So do grown ups have parties there?

I hope so.

[Old Style]

PAPA JOHN'S AND BLUE AND SILVER ENTER INTO JOINT VENTURE AGREEMENT

 

LOUISVILLE, Ky.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Aug. 3, 2004--Papa John's International, Inc. (Nasdaq: PZZA) and Blue and Silver Ventures Ltd., an entity of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, announced today a joint venture in the Dallas, Austin and Waco, Texas markets effective July 26, 2004. As a part of the joint venture, Papa John's® becomes the "Official Pizza of the Dallas Cowboys" and a "Proud Sponsor of Texas Stadium." The joint venture was announced at a press conference at the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Oxnard, CA. Terms of the agreement are not being disclosed.

[jersey cubs fan]

What is the Star? Is it like a Chucky Cheese but you have to bring your own terrible pizza?

 

 

The Star is a 91-Acre Campus that Hosts the

DALLAS COWBOYS WORLD HEADQUARTERS

 

So do grown ups have parties there?

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Who has a party for 20 people with one Papa John's pizza? Sounds depressing as horsefeathers.

 

Does it say only one somewhere?

HAHA no. I kept reading it as "one Papa John's pizza only." Given how absurd the package prices are as-is, I guess my brain wanted it to be true.

 

That would have been too merciful.

[jersey cubs fan]

this isn't going away

 

 

Jones told the six owners on the league’s compensation committee last week that he had hired David Boies, the high-profile lawyer under fire in the Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment case, according to the people, who declined to be speak publicly about internal league matters.

[David]

no oxford comma is anarchy

[jersey cubs fan]

no oxford comma is anarchy

the pizza man is the commish is the star

[Brian707]

Papa John's sucks ass. How is this shitty pizza chain still in business? I hated it drunk in college in the 90's. I tried it again a couple of years ago because a new store opened up by me and they mailed me a free pizza coupon and it tastes even worse than it did 20 years ago.

 

All pizza chains suck but I would at least eat Pizza Hut, Dominos, or even Little Caesars if I'm in places like St Louis, Atlanta, or LA who lack any sort of local pizza. Not Papa Johns

 

[Tim]

Papa John's sucks ass. How is this horsefeathers pizza chain still in business? I hated it drunk in college in the 90's. I tried it again a couple of years ago because a new store opened up by me and they mailed me a free pizza coupon and it tastes even worse than it did 20 years ago.

 

All pizza chains suck but I would at least eat Pizza Hut, Dominos, or even Little Caesars if I'm in places like St Louis, Atlanta, or LA who lack any sort of local pizza. Not Papa Johns

 

It's pizza. As long as I'm not eating the slice next to the pepperoncini, it's tolerable.

[javy knows my name]

Papa John's sucks ass. How is this horsefeathers pizza chain still in business? I hated it drunk in college in the 90's. I tried it again a couple of years ago because a new store opened up by me and they mailed me a free pizza coupon and it tastes even worse than it did 20 years ago.

 

All pizza chains suck but I would at least eat Pizza Hut, Dominos, or even Little Caesars if I'm in places like St Louis, Atlanta, or LA who lack any sort of local pizza. Not Papa Johns

 

It's pizza. As long as I'm not eating the slice next to the pepperoncini, it's tolerable.

 

The only way I'll eat a slice is if it's doused in that pepperoncini

[Banedon]

The only way I'll eat a slice is if it's doused in that pepperoncini

 

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[David]

we've had the whole "there is no bad pizza" conversation before and i'm largely a subscriber to that theory

 

that said, i'd rather eat a freezer burned jack's than papa johns or pizza hut. gross.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

we've had the whole "there is no bad pizza" conversation before and i'm largely a subscriber to that theory

 

that said, i'd rather eat a freezer burned jack's than papa johns or pizza hut. gross.

 

Having attempted the bolded within the last few days, be careful what you wish for.

 

As an aside, since they were brought up, Little Caesar's new option where you pay a dollar more and get a healthy amount of cheese and toppings is a much bigger improvement than I thought it would be.

[Banedon]

we've had the whole "there is no bad pizza" conversation before and i'm largely a subscriber to that theory

 

that said, i'd rather eat a freezer burned jack's than papa johns or pizza hut. gross.

 

Having attempted the bolded within the last few days, be careful what you wish for.

 

As an aside, since they were brought up, Little Caesar's new option where you pay a dollar more and get a healthy amount of cheese and toppings is a much bigger improvement than I thought it would be.

 

This post makes me sad for you. You deserve better pizza.

[David]

we've had the whole "there is no bad pizza" conversation before and i'm largely a subscriber to that theory

 

that said, i'd rather eat a freezer burned jack's than papa johns or pizza hut. gross.

 

Having attempted the bolded within the last few days, be careful what you wish for.

 

As an aside, since they were brought up, Little Caesar's new option where you pay a dollar more and get a healthy amount of cheese and toppings is a much bigger improvement than I thought it would be.

 

This post makes me sad for you. You deserve better pizza.

 

he lives in st louis. he's lucky he's having that.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

We live within walking distance of a Mod Pizza(for those unfamiliar, think Chipotle for pizza) which is what we get most of the time.