9/17 A Squadron of Redassed Baboons (Boring Zilch) @ Corbs (Ol' Man Quintana) 1:20 CST CSN-C/TBS

[UMFan83]

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These Bears-Cubs 1-2 gut punches on Sunday's have been awful

[Tim]

So CJ is out, I highly doubt Wade Davis is available. Strip is in. Who the hell is going to close this out if it's tied or we take the lead?

Maples!

[Bobson Dugnutt]

So CJ is out, I highly doubt Wade Davis is available. Strip is in. Who the hell is going to close this out if it's tied or we take the lead?

 

Duensing?

[soccer10k]

The first three balls to Garcia were all better pitches than strike 2 to Jay was.

[TMan92]

Strop needs to calm the hell down.

[TMan92]

So CJ is out, I highly doubt Wade Davis is available. Strip is in. Who the hell is going to close this out if it's tied or we take the lead?

 

Duensing?

 

The guy that closed out the World Series?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Strop...

 

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[TMan92]

This isn't going to end well

[UMFan83]

Wow Strop does not have it today..

[Bobson Dugnutt]

strop is all over the place.

[TMan92]

This ump.

[Tim]

Did Bryant have a play at third there? Could he have tagged the runner?

[TMan92]

Wow. More unclutch than us

[Aaron_Kennelly]

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[Tim]

Strop had it the whole time.

[Schwarber Fan]

Whew.

[UMFan83]

Sucks we don't have Contreras available to PH here

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Sammy Sofa, at his BBQ, right before the Dexter homer:

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[UMFan83]

Shocked they are letting Schwarber hit here instead of like Happ

[TMan92]

Shocked they are letting Schwarber hit here instead of like Happ

 

Ditto

[UMFan83]

Shocked they are letting Schwarber hit here instead of like Happ

 

Ditto

 

Especially because now Almora is going to have a bad matchup vs RHP (tho he's been hitting everything lately)

[Cubswin11]

Don't know why Happ didn't hit there or even send up someone to bunt

[Schwarber Fan]

Don't know why Happ didn't hit there or even send up someone to bunt

 

Yep. Gotta get his defense out of the game anyway. More perplexing stuff from Joe.

[TMan92]

Shocked they are letting Schwarber hit here instead of like Happ

 

Ditto

 

Especially because now Almora is going to have a bad matchup vs RHP (tho he's been hitting everything lately)

 

Now Happ and we get to have that great d in left

[UMFan83]

This is probably dumb but I have such little confidence in Schwarber vs LHP that if you aren't going to PH Happ there, I want Schwarber to bunt because the chances of him having a productive AB swinging away aren't great. He might walk or might get a mistake and hit it a mile but not super likely