9/8 VAUNTED BREWERS (VAUNTED ACE) @ Cubs (Guy Who Bets On Dongs w/Lester) 7:05 CT WGN

[TMan92]

Nice job Lackey, you big dumb animal. Now score some runs you bums

 

This was by far the worst matchup pitching wise. John has done pretty well. Just need to win one or two of these games.

[TMan92]

This Hader guy seems really binary. We either will hit the horsefeathers out of him or strike out a lot.

[Sammy Sofa]

horsefeathers Lackey; he crushes spirits early and dooms them to a slow death because they're too sad to score at least 3 measly runs.

[TMan92]

What was that creeper screaming about after the pitch

[Cubswin11]

Let's go now, you bums

[TMan92]

There really is no middle of the road with this offense.

[UMFan83]

Taylor Davis takes one of your 7 remaining outs left? Yeesh

[badger]

This Hader guy seems really binary. We either will hit the horsefeathers out of him or strike out a lot.

 

I'm sure it's not true and I'm just dumb but it feels like the Cubs are binary

[TMan92]

This Hader guy seems really binary. We either will hit the horsefeathers out of him or strike out a lot.

 

I'm sure it's not true and I'm just dumb but it feels like the Cubs are binary

 

Sure does lately.

[Sammy Sofa]

Why am I watching this instead of more Bojack?

[UMFan83]

What is Kris Bryant never gets another RBI?

[soccer10k]

This game is annoying.

[UMFan83]

its ok we still have our cleanup hitter. Oh wait he has a .695 OPS

[Cubswin11]

Nice job idiots

[UMFan83]

Offense still broken. Yesterday an aberration

[Sammy Sofa]

Holy horsefeathers; Bryant really DOES only have 59 RBI. That's....insanity.

[Perd]

I think KB is pressing trying to hit the 60 RBI mark.

[David]

holy horsefeathering horsefeathers

[Sammy Sofa]

This is such a bizarrely casual game. It seems more like it's being played by two teams completely out of competition.

[David]

i can't even remember the last time i looked at the rbi column, but since you guys are bringing it up (and i too was surprised his total was that low), while bryant's high leverage and RISP numbers are lower than his others, his BABIP in both scenarios is insanely low. (.156 in high leverage, and .211 w/RISP). i don't know how much of that comes down to quality of contact, and i have neither the motivation or the energy to look, but either way those are crazy low.

[Cubswin11]

we had chances, oh well

[TMan92]

Broxton is a massive douche.

[David]

i haven't watched the entire game, but what i've seen has been mighty mighty annoying

 

 

and of course it was that deadbeat scumbag braun who did the scoring for them

[Cubswin11]

Broxton is a massive douche.

Indeed. He'll be out of the league in a year or 2, tho. He horsefeathering sucks as a hitter and is already 27.

[Sammy Sofa]

This is the dumbest first place season ever.