8/4: Dusty's Nats (Roark) @ CHAMPION 1ST PLACE CUBS (Hendricks) 1:20 CST on WGN & MLBN

[Agony and Ivy]

Someone start a send Carl to Iowa thread.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

STOP SUCKING, CARL

[Sammy Sofa]

Carl's dead.

[Schwarber Fan]

Edwards is trash right now.

[Banedon]

Duke, what's wrong with Carl? Tell me why the numbers say he's secretly super awesome so I feel better plzkthx.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Edwards needs the Rondon when struggling treatment in the worst way.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Duke, what's wrong with Carl? Tell me why the numbers say he's secretly super awesome so I feel better plzkthx.

 

He's walking about 6 per 9. That's what's wrong with him.

[Sammy Sofa]

Duke, what's wrong with Carl?

 

Jesus, this is like asking someone to gut punch a gunshot victim.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Duke, what's wrong with Carl? Tell me why the numbers say he's secretly super awesome so I feel better plzkthx.

 

He sucks and we (we being whoever agreed with me) were always right to like Willson Contreras more as a prospect last year.

 

Honestly, um, I don't know, other than that he can't throw any horsefeathering strikes.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Duke, what's wrong with Carl?

 

Jesus, this is like asking someone to gut punch a gunshot victim.

 

hahaha

[Irrelevant Dude]

Does Carl have options left?

 

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[Brian707]

A three run KB walkoff HR in the 9th would be nice

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Does Carl have options left?

 

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Yes. He's still better than a few options in the pen so they shouldn't demote him. He just should be lower on the totem pole than guys like Rondon, Strop and Wilson.

[Banedon]

Well he cleaned up his mess pretty nicely.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Duke, what's wrong with Carl? Tell me why the numbers say he's secretly super awesome so I feel better plzkthx.

 

He sucks and we (we being whoever agreed with me) were always right to like Willson Contreras more as a prospect last year.

 

Honestly, um, I don't know, other than that he can't throw any horsefeathering strikes.

please write an article about how he's broken and will never be good again

[abuck1220]

four lefties in the pen and edwards faces harper/murphy?

[Banedon]

Seems like Schwarber has struck on 3 pitches quite a bit recently.

[TMan92]

So does this team suck again?

[UMFan83]

Sweet, 8 Ks in Schwarbers last 11 AB

[Schwarber Fan]

Play more Almora over Schwarber, give Koji and Strop more of CJ's spots.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

horsefeathers Daniel Murphy.

[Banedon]

None of those pitches were strikes, Javy.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Javy K and Happ DP were entirely too predictable there.

[Banedon]

fart noises

[Old Style]

Washington must have a stellar bullpen, eh?