5/3 Phillies (Eickhoff) @ World Champion Chicago Cubs (Arrieta) 7:05 CSN

[Transmogrified Tiger]

can't wait to tell my kids about the olden days when the Cubs held a team scoreless in the first

[Sammy Sofa]

Man someone is going to way over pay for Jake.

 

he looks very good (not that that technically contradicts your statement)

 

He's pitching like a fartknocker.

[David]

for the love of god please stop playing zobrist in RF

 

i cannot take it compared to the alterntive

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I mean, at least our pitchers give us enough time to come back in all these games.

[David]

Man someone is going to way over pay for Jake.

 

he looks very good (not that that technically contradicts your statement)

 

He's pitching like a fartknocker.

 

JD agrees with me so :dontknow:

[mikeyt34]

And Jake will proceed to throw 5.2 scoreless innings...

[Agony and Ivy]

Man someone is going to way over pay for Jake.

 

he looks very good (not that that technically contradicts your statement)

 

He looked ok. Velocity is still meh and the command still blows. You can't walk Daniel Nava.

[Sammy Sofa]

 

he looks very good (not that that technically contradicts your statement)

 

He's pitching like a fartknocker.

 

JD agrees with me so :dontknow:

 

Yeah, they were talking up Lester's outing last night, too. They're being "diplomatic."

[David]

had them at 2 outs and 2 strikes against horsefeathering maikel franco with a runner on first and they still horsefeathering score 2 runs and almost got more on that bloop liner bs

[Agony and Ivy]

Eickhoff has been really good/lucky. But he's historically been a dong allowing machine so hit dongs Edited May 4, 2017 by Agony and Ivy

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Man someone is going to way over pay for Jake.

 

he looks very good (not that that technically contradicts your statement)

 

He looked ok. Velocity is still meh and the command still blows. You can't walk Daniel Nava.

 

I don't disagree that the command wasn't sharp, but Daniel Nava has a career 10% walk rate and .356 OBP.

[David]

 

He's pitching like a fartknocker.

 

JD agrees with me so :dontknow:

 

Yeah, they were talking up Lester's outing last night, too. They're being "diplomatic."

 

lol he has no reason to go out of his way to say his stuff looks crisp if it doesnt

 

and it obviously does

 

what are we arguing about?

[David]

lets score some 1st inning runs too please

[Sammy Sofa]

 

JD agrees with me so :dontknow:

 

Yeah, they were talking up Lester's outing last night, too. They're being "diplomatic."

 

lol he has no reason to go out of his way to say his stuff looks crisp if it doesnt

 

and it obviously does

 

what are we arguing about?

 

You think Jake looks good when he sucks. He's always looked like a crazy hobo, but now he pitches like one, too.

[David]

zobrist must atone for his shittiness

[David]

nice jake

[Schwarber Fan]

Lots of lineout BS already.

[David]

miggy is on fire

 

a lot annoyed we couldn't score there but he made a good play on the ball

[David]

would be great if you would keep not sucking here javy

[We Got The Whole 9]

Alright here comes a Javybomb

 

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[Agony and Ivy]

Oh boy am I looking forward to Kaplan pushing his shitty book for the next half inning. Please god be efficient Jake.

[Sammy Sofa]

GO AWAY, SCHLONGDOME.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Ok now that this guy is out don't horsefeathering walk Nava again Jake

 

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[Agony and Ivy]

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE

[MarkR]

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE

 

I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't despise the Kapman. Honestly, he's one of the few podcasts I listen to regularly.