4/12: Dodgers (Brandon "OK Dude" McCarthy) @ World Champeen Cubs (DONKEY TEETH) 7:05PM CST on ABC7 & MLBN (Out o/Market)

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Schwarbs is just gonna have to man up and blast one out of here.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Lackey hate has nothing to do with talent.

 

It sometimes feels like the non-talent hate reason makes people also think he sucks as a pitcher. But that might be the emotions of game threads.

 

Oh, well. No biggie. Helped us win a World Series and is on a short-term contract. It's all good.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Schwarbs is just gonna have to man up and blast one out of here.

 

I've got Rizzo doing it. Either one is fine, though. I'm not picky.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

It's a pitcher's night, but still a hell of a performance by Lackey. Let's get him a win this inning.

[BigSlick]

*is about to be angry that notoriously not-great Brandon McCarthy is shutting us out*

 

*notices we have 3 double plays on 4 hits*

 

eh whatever, go smack the rest of their team up

[Bote McBoteface]

Kyle Schwarber even looks like an awesome hitter when he strikes out.

[BigSlick]

Oh for fucks sake

[bcl412]

Geeze, we'd have two dongs if it weren't for the damn wind

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Schwarbs is just gonna have to man up and blast one out of here.

 

I've got Rizzo doing it. Either one is fine, though. I'm not picky.

 

That right there showed that it's gonna have to be Schwarber. He's the only human being capable of it.

[Sammy Sofa]

horsefeathers THE NIGHT.

[NotSoSober]

Guess LaStella will somehow be the one get one out of the park later in the game

[Brian]

you're no Javy

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Schwarbs is just gonna have to man up and blast one out of here.

 

I've got Rizzo doing it. Either one is fine, though. I'm not picky.

 

That right there showed that it's gonna have to be Schwarber. He's the only human being capable of it.

 

Yup. Although I will admit even with the wind, I got excited.

[bcl412]

 

I've got Rizzo doing it. Either one is fine, though. I'm not picky.

 

That right there showed that it's gonna have to be Schwarber. He's the only human being capable of it.

 

Yup. Although I will admit even with the wind, I got excited.

 

And it wasn't even really close. The wind in this park is stupid. Especially in this month.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Yup. Although I will admit even with the wind, I got excited.

 

I did, too. Especially right off the bat. Once I saw it was headed to center my excitement was tempered immediately.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Time to small ball, fellas.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Of the three starting pitchers who've made two starts, Arrieta's 11.08 K/9 is the lowest. That's a pretty good way to start the year.

[bcl412]

I had a feeling this would be a game where a first inning run could win it after the Toles home run. Get some baserunners and prove me wrong you suck ass World Champs

[Derwood]

beautiful

[Bote McBoteface]

I like it when we escape huge jams. We've looked like trash today so itd be cool if we won. Get it done, Cubs.

[Derwood]

So we're completely whiffing a reliever with a spring training number on his back?

[Careless]

come on, Jay, make me like you

[BigSlick]

awww that was a cool at bat

[BigSlick]

alright schwarbs, put one onto Sheffield and lets call it a game

[imb]

UGH