let's think of nicknames for the cubs

[mul21]

Based on the fill in the blank video, Rizzo's name should be Tank Top Tony.

[Derwood]

Shout out to Derwood to putting his five weird nicknames into 5 separate posts, like that would maximize his number of likes.

 

Jokes on you, I didn't get any likes

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Shout out to Derwood to putting his five weird nicknames into 5 separate posts, like that would maximize his number of likes.

 

0 times any number is 0

[weis21]

Addison "plus plus baby maker" Russell

[weis21]

just call lackey horsefeathers. not like a filtered word - just horsefeathers itself. it's a tribute to fred so it works on multiple levels.

[weis21]

(post to make derwood feel better about machine gun posts)

[UMFan83]

Shout out to Derwood to putting his five weird nicknames into 5 separate posts, like that would maximize his number of likes.

 

I didn't even realize that. I was reading this thread thinking "man you guys came up with some weird ass nicknames"

[Derwood]

I was just posting them as they came to me.

 

If you think I organize my posts to garner likes, you must not notice the number of likes I have

[UMFan83]

I was just posting them as they came to me.

 

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

lesTer

Hendricks

aRrieta

jOhn lackey

Wrett anderson

 

jon lesTer

HEctor rondon

justIN grimm

kyle henDrIcks

rob zAstryzNy

pedro Strop

eddie ButLEr

Wade dAvis

jack leaTHeRsich

jakE arriEta

brett andersON

mikE montgomery

john LackEy

cArl eDwards

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i call bryant P.I. (perfect individual)

 

it works for his skills, looks, and weird mormonism

[biittner77]

Kyle Hendricks, DDS

 

 

Kyle Hendricks, CPA

 

Hap Baez- only time he's not smiling is when he's trying to remember the names of his teammates.

 

John Jay - His honor or perhaps the honorable

[Banedon]

Jon Jay Cub Jingleheimer Schmidt.

[Sammy Sofa]

Koji "Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo" Uehara

[Derwood]

Jon Jay Cub Jingleheimer Schmidt.

 

Huh, his name is my name too!

[Banedon]

Koji "Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo" Uehara

 

Sammy made a reference I didn't get...must be Simpsons.

 

*googles*

 

Yep.

[jersey cubs fan]

Koji "Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo" Uehara

 

Sammy made a reference I didn't get...must be Simpsons.

 

*googles*

 

Yep.

aww, that's the worst post I've ever seen

[Sammy Sofa]

That's one of the greatest jokes in one of the greatest episodes, you monster.

[David]

Koji "Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo" Uehara

 

Sammy made a reference I didn't get...must be Simpsons.

 

*googles*

 

Yep.

 

i always forget this about you and each time i think less of you all over again

[Banedon]

Koji "Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo" Uehara

 

Sammy made a reference I didn't get...must be Simpsons.

 

*googles*

 

Yep.

 

i always forget this about you and each time i think less of you all over again

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Wait, Brandon hates The Simpsons or something?

[David]

Wait, Brandon hates The Simpsons or something?

 

I don't know if he hates, but he hasn't watched much, if any.

[Banedon]

Wait, Brandon hates The Simpsons or something?

 

I don't know if he hates, but he hasn't watched much, if any.

 

Yeah, I don't hate it. It's funny when I watch it. Just haven't seen a ton of it, and certainly don't have encyclopedic knowledge of it.

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Wait, Brandon hates The Simpsons or something?

 

I don't know if he hates, but he hasn't watched much, if any.

 

Yeah, I don't hate it. It's funny when I watch it. Just haven't seen a ton of it, and certainly don't have encyclopedic knowledge of it.

 

He's not alone either

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