7/9: Cubs (Lester) at Pirates (Kuhl), 6:15 p.m. CT; TV: FOX, Radio: 670 AM

[Sammy Sofa]

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Nice, Javy.

[Sammy Sofa]

This is hopefully shaping up to be the drubbing they and us so desperately need.

 

Shocker, all of the usual doom boner suspects are nowhere to be seen.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Tommy get him in.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Bryant will pick you up. No worries, scrub.

[Derwood]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d1/d11d1c516380d1c6ed3da36170911e6e4c7c3683a178d1573d9f56f12fe6a193.jpg

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Drat.

 

This will still be a drubbing. He isn't fooling too many guys.

[bcl412]

We are smoking the ball. In a non stupid park it is 5-0.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Jim Parsons has made tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars, why is he doing Intel commercials? I wonder if it's a charity thing like Alec Baldwin.

[Derwood]

Jim Parsons has made tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars, why is he doing Intel commercials? I wonder if it's a charity thing like Alec Baldwin.

 

For more millions

[soccer10k]

I said I wasn't going to watch until the Cubs won a game and yet here I am, watching the Cubs.

 

Better win, losers.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Here goes our lead.

[Tim]

Lester has been missing over the plate a lot the past couple outings.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Come on, Jon.

[Tryptamine]

Offense showed up so the SP has to blow,

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Just limit the damage, Lester.

[Derwood]

http://i.imgur.com/BxvxL.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

Now I feel like I jinxed the whole thing.

 

Though I blame Seal Boy.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I am prepared for the comebacker that turns into an underhanded disaster attempt at a 1-2-3 double play

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Offense showed up so the SP has to blow,

 

It has blown either way.

[gobigred]

whats the status of the Kang sexual assault deal?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

horsefeathering hell.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Good gawd he's not going to make it out of this inning, is he?

[Schwarber Fan]

Stranding Baez = HUGE play

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeesh.