5/3 Cubs (Jake) @ Pirates (Niese) - 6:05 CST - MLBN/WPWR

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Hahaha. Wait. What? You're the one who mentions something about him eight times a week and has a big ass picture of him in your sig.

 

I don't care at all either way. I enjoy mocking you when you bring him up.....eight times a week. I'm very relaxed.

 

Shhhhhhhhh, just relax and enjoy this delightful victory. They're even doing it sans dongs, just as you like it.

 

Love you, Sofa. Still my favorite poster of all-time.

[Sammy Sofa]

I kinda don't even know how to handle rooting for a team this good.

[David]

I kinda don't even know how to handle rooting for a team this good.

We're the Warriors of baseball. Or 96 bulls.

Edited May 4, 2016 by David

[BigSlick]

Smart of Rizzo to lay off the dongs for a little bit in exchange of half dongs to get his BABIP up. Dude knows what's up.

[minnesotacubsfan]

why won't this damn team DONG?

 

It ain't dong'n weather

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I kinda don't even know how to handle rooting for a team this good.

We're the Warriors of baseball. Or 96 bulls.

 

Now if only the playoffs were like the NBA.

[Brian]

ALL PRAISE JAVY

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I kinda don't even know how to handle rooting for a team this good.

We're the Warriors of baseball. Or 96 bulls.

they both wish they were the 16 Cubs of basketball

[Cubswin11]

Bah Gawd Javy

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Javy makes me feel warm and fuzzy

[NOLA]

why won't this damn team DONG?

 

Saving them for later

Remember how much trouble this team had scoring runs early last season? It will come. That's the scary part. The Cubs may not have peaked yet.

[Cubfanintheknow]

Javy is amazing. That's all.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I guess I agree Javy should start at third every day.

[fallacy]

I hope Bryant enjoys being a left fielder

[Bote McBoteface]

The Pirates' announcer has a crush on Javy.

[Cubswin11]

Yeah, but what are they going to do with all those SS?!?!???? Lol

[BigSlick]

I'd rather optimize offense at 3b, play Baez at 2b and put Zobrist in the outfield tbh

[Brian]

javy was salivating at turning that

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I'd rather optimize offense at 3b, play Baez at 2b and put Zobrist in the outfield tbh

that doesn't matter if the same guys are playing...

[Bote McBoteface]

I'd rather optimize offense at 3b, play Baez at 2b and put Zobrist in the outfield tbh

 

Yes, this.

[Cubfanintheknow]

What's been amazing about Baez in the field is that, after making an amazing play with the glove (or his bare hand!), his throws are right on the money. Rizzo is catching his throws to first as casually as he'd catch a come backer to the pitcher.

[Brian]

:flythew:

[Tim]

Ho hum. Another six run victory.

[NotSoSober]

The Pirates' announcer has a crush on Javy.

who doesn't?

[Cubfanintheknow]

This team is flat-out unbelievable. They're like a well-oiled machine. Our Cubs are doing this!!!! Our Cubs!!!