Schwarber: Fully torn ACL and LCL. Out for 172 meaningless games.

[David]

Funny guy you are. I picked the three best historical hitters IMO and Banks for some Cubs flavor. Apologies if the presence of Cobb rustles you, Goony. I'll change it and put David Kelton on there.

 

weird i don't see barry bonds on there. or gehrig. or hornsby.

[OleMissCub]

Funny guy you are. I picked the three best historical hitters IMO and Banks for some Cubs flavor. Apologies if the presence of Cobb rustles you, Goony. I'll change it and put David Kelton on there.

 

weird i don't see barry bonds on there. or gehrig. or hornsby.

 

I can't have two Yankees on there and unfortunately most people wouldn't recognize Rogers Hornsby. Bonds is still alive and thus his living spirit cannot bring forth the necessary powers needed to immaculately conceive a baseball Terminator.

[OleMissCub]

http://i.imgur.com/TzJUSof.gif

[rocket]

instead of a laser can eric patterson beam up a $100 nsbb minor leaguer of the year check?

[Sammy Sofa]

Theriot rocks that mullet so naturally.

[Splendid Splinter]

I would've done Brett Jackson instead of Theriot, but who cares... it's amazing.

[OleMissCub]

That's Vitters, mugwumps.

[Sammy Sofa]

Vitters is nothing. Theriot is funnier.

[OleMissCub]

Vitters is nothing.

 

Exactly. That's why Vitters is on there. Excluding Pie and Schwarber, there's a grand total of 26 Cubs hits in that gif.

[Sammy Sofa]

I will always think it's Theriot.

[treebird]

replace all those guys with schwarber

[OleMissCub]

replace all those guys with schwarber

 

nah, you can do that

[bjam12]

 

That is just amazingly, pure, unadulterated joy and I love it!

 

Schwarber is too good for goggles too.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

I would've done Brett Jackson instead of Theriot, but who cares... it's amazing.

 

Clayton Kershaw?

[imb]

http://i.imgur.com/mQH5qxR.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

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[Banedon]

Yeah, the subject of this one is bad juju. Locking this. Use the thread above for Schwarber talk in the future.