john lackey sucks and we were always right to hate him

[jersey cubs fan]

That's an interesting picture choice given the headline.

the "love yourself" one?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

her head is blocking the cover. is that sploosh?

[treebird]

in celebration (?) of lackey's first start against the cardinals as a cub, everyone guess what his line will be tonight.

 

closest to the pin gets a special prize courtesy of da tree.

[Cubswin11]

in celebration (?) of lackey's first start against the cardinals as a cub, everyone guess what his line will be tonight.

 

closest to the pin gets a special prize courtesy of da tree.

7IP 6H 2BB 9Ks 2ER 1HR

[Banedon]

Complete game no hitter.

 

I figure that's like bidding $1 on Price is Right.

[Old Style]

7.2 IP

5 H

4 BB

3 K

1 ER

0 HR

[Omar]

Complete game no hitter.

 

I figure that's like bidding $1 on Price is Right.

 

Complete game, one hitter.

[Bull]

7 IP

5 H

3 BB

7 K

4 R

2ER

1 HR

[Bull]

Complete game no hitter.

 

I figure that's like bidding $1 on Price is Right.

 

Complete game, one hitter.

$2

[Banedon]

Complete game no hitter.

 

I figure that's like bidding $1 on Price is Right.

 

Complete game, one hitter.

 

http://gfycat.com/UnsightlyPoshEwe

[Thed Hoyerstein]

in celebration (?) of lackey's first start against the cardinals as a cub, everyone guess what his line will be tonight.

 

closest to the pin gets a special prize courtesy of da tree.

 

the special prize is your nacho recipe, isn't it

[CubInOK]

in celebration (?) of lackey's first start against the cardinals as a cub, everyone guess what his line will be tonight.

 

closest to the pin gets a special prize courtesy of da tree.

 

the special prize is your nacho recipe, isn't it

It might be his onion gravy resipy.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

in celebration (?) of lackey's first start against the cardinals as a cub, everyone guess what his line will be tonight.

 

closest to the pin gets a special prize courtesy of da tree.

 

the special prize is your nacho recipe, isn't it

http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bad_nachos.jpg

[Thed Hoyerstein]

in celebration (?) of lackey's first start against the cardinals as a cub, everyone guess what his line will be tonight.

 

closest to the pin gets a special prize courtesy of da tree.

 

the special prize is your nacho recipe, isn't it

http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bad_nachos.jpg

 

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/breakingbad/images/5/56/Nacho.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160216045747

[jersey cubs fan]

 

the special prize is your nacho recipe, isn't it

http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bad_nachos.jpg

 

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/breakingbad/images/5/56/Nacho.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160216045747

http://arouseosu.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/StillNotSocks.jpg

[Schwarber Fan]

8 IP

0 ER

3 H

6 Ks

2 BBs

[UMFan83]

I vote that this thread is locked if he gives us at least 7 IP and 2 or less ER in a winning effort tonight.

 

At least locked until the next time he sucks or otherwise opens his punchable mouth.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

7 IP

6 H

1 ER

2 BB

5 K

0 HR

 

He will also walk and score a run.

[Tracer Bullet]

1.2 IP, 8 runs, and a roundhouse kick to the back of the head

[Tracer Bullet]

Cubs still win, in case you're curious

[imb]

if lackey pitches well tonight then i pretty much decided his ex wife is a big bitch

[Brian]

through 6 innings it looks like she might have been faking the cancer

[UMFan83]

through 6 innings it looks like she might have been faking the cancer

 

I believe he was offered a cure for her cancer but in order to do so he had to divorce her, deal with public backlash, and pitch 2 seasons for the sewer rats in St. Louis.

 

Selflessly, he took the offer

[Ding Dong Johnson]

and his teeth now look real AF

[cubscausestress]

and his teeth now look real AF