4/5 Cubs (Lester) @ Angels (Heaney) 9:05 CT CSN+, WSCR

[David]

simmons has not looked all that good these two games what the hell

 

i thought he was like beyond a wizard

[Hairyducked Idiot]

*Cubbing intensifies*

[Thusly Boned]

Simmons has absurd range.

[Gilby]

The play Simmons made on Bryant last night was pretty gnarly.

[CubInOK]

#ugoweho

 

I'm leaving this.

[Careless]

ha, he still has the gauze or whatever it is up his nose

[Agony and Ivy]

simmons has not looked all that good these two games what the hell

 

i thought he was like beyond a wizard

 

He might be the only SS that gets that...maybe Addy

[UMFan83]

Szczur Ross Fowler due up in the third. That's about as bad as its gonna get this year

 

HR 2B 1B

[Gilby]

Szczur is making it hard to DFA him. Maybe it will be Ramirez who goes when Javy comes back.

[David]

damnnnn why couldn't that get through

[bcl412]

Damn. Nice play

[Careless]

Damn, really thought that was getting through

[David]

Carrie Muskat @carrieMuskat

Why did #Cubs Maddon start Szczur? "Villanova wins the national championship, so I thought it was a good bet for tonight again"

[Brian]

ugh, just missed

[Agony and Ivy]

Szczur Ross Fowler due up in the third. That's about as bad as its gonna get this year

 

HR 2B 1B

 

Also Ross Lester Baseball Jesus would still be worse

[bcl412]

Poo. That looked way out at first

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Szczur is making it hard to DFA him. Maybe it will be Ramirez who goes when Javy comes back.

 

If it's hard, they can let me do it. It won't bother me a bit. They can close their eyes while I do.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Stupid, sexy Bryant, with your warning-track power. Why can't you be more like Szczur?

[CubInOK]

Szczur Ross Fowler due up in the third. That's about as bad as its gonna get this year

 

HR 2B 1B

Which flips the lineup to Heyward-Bryant-Rizzo, who have produced the outs so far.

[Brian]

THAT'S A MAN'S DONG

[Careless]

,lol

[David]

FUCKKK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[NotSoSober]

trout can't get that one. unleash the hounds!

[Aaron_Kennelly]

DONGS!!!!!!!

[CubInOK]

Heyward = a professional

Deshaies just said he "plays the game the right way."