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The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.

 

what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick.

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The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.

 

what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick.

what if you already had a 2-inch dick? asking for a friend.

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The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.

 

what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick.

 

I'd use my endorsement money for a wiener implant.

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The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.

 

what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick.

 

I'd use my endorsement money for a wiener implant.

 

You & Donald Trump both.

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The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.

 

what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick.

what if you already had a 2-inch dick? asking for a friend.

 

tell kyle to ask his own question

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This might be the laziest hidden pro prank I've ever seen.

 

It's weird how they all instantly recognized Kris Bryant as not a high school player!

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This might be the laziest hidden pro prank I've ever seen.

 

It's weird how they all instantly recognized Kris Bryant as not a high school player!

 

High school?

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This might be the laziest hidden pro prank I've ever seen.

 

It's weird how they all instantly recognized Kris Bryant as not a high school player!

 

High school?

 

Hmm...not sure why I thought it was a high school the first time I watched through it.

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This might be the laziest hidden pro prank I've ever seen.

 

It's weird how they all instantly recognized Kris Bryant as not a high school player!

 

Didn't even toss a crappy wig on him, have him fake a bad accent, or have him whiff in the box for a bit.

 

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It's weird how they all instantly recognized Kris Bryant as not a high school player!

 

High school?

 

Hmm...not sure why I thought it was a high school the first time I watched through it.

 

well, it is some little community college.

 

what makes it worse that anybody was fooled at all was that it's in freaking MESA

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If I encounter any super good-looking dude with piercing, icy-blue eyes I'm just going to automatically assume he's somebody at least a little famous.
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MIKE WANTS TO clear up a rumor. On June 25, the Cubs played the Dodgers, and Kris left the game early. Mike knows there was message-board speculation that his son was hungover. Not true, he says. Kris doesn't drink. At least not yet. Someday, he's told his father, he will take a swig of champagne. It won't happen when he marries his high school sweetheart, Jessica Delp, next year. Instead, it will come in the Cubs' clubhouse after they win the World Series.

 

Hopefully it's here he's lurking, and hopefully he doesn't pull a Sean Gallagher's dad.

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MIKE WANTS TO clear up a rumor. On June 25, the Cubs played the Dodgers, and Kris left the game early. Mike knows there was message-board speculation that his son was hungover. Not true, he says. Kris doesn't drink. At least not yet. Someday, he's told his father, he will take a swig of champagne. It won't happen when he marries his high school sweetheart, Jessica Delp, next year. Instead, it will come in the Cubs' clubhouse after they win the World Series.

 

Hopefully it's here he's lurking, and hopefully he doesn't pull a Sean Gallagher's dad.

 

What did Sean Gallaghers Dad do?

 

Bryants Dad just seems like a proactive coach, pretty much what you would expect from a handson coach who played pro baseball.

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