The Cardinals

[Banedon]

Dex is going on paternity leave now.

[Brian]

Yeah I saw he was going on paternity leave so I did a check to see if he was taking heat with the BFIB for that, and it seems they're just glad he's not going to be on the team.

 

Some team please save him.

[ScrubMD]

Mo: He just *looks* lazy. It’s similar to the look that makes me keep my hand on my wallet whenever we’re in the same room.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Gee, I can’t believe Jason Heyward didn’t want to re-sign there.

[Sammy Sofa]

I'd like to think this will lead to the first bench-clearing brawl where a team is doing it to defend someone on the other team.

[Bertz]

https://twitter.com/BleacherNation/status/1013853860052570112?s=19

[Cubswin11]

I'd like to think this will lead to the first bench-clearing brawl where a team is doing it to defend someone on the other team.

Rizzo is going to start a fight after the ASB series and we are gonna carry Dex off like Ross in the World Series and take him back and make the Cardinals pay him still.

[Cubswin11]

Theo’s trades for and picked up a lot of players for just about every reason, but to get a guy to get him away from racist, hillbilly, red asses will be a first.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

They must have made a breakthrough with their gritty-white-guy formula for the cloning machine in the lab if they care that little about signing free agents in the future.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

They must have made a breakthrough with their gritty-white-guy formula for the cloning machine in the lab if they care that little about signing free agents in the future.

 

It’s not a cloning machine, it’s called competitive draft picks.

[Tim]

They must have made a breakthrough with their gritty-white-guy formula for the cloning machine in the lab if they care that little about signing free agents in the future.

 

It’s not a cloning machine, it’s called competitive draft picks.

Yep, they essentially get an extra Brennan Davis every other year.

[ScrubMD]

They must have made a breakthrough with their gritty-white-guy formula for the cloning machine in the lab if they care that little about signing free agents in the future.

 

It’s not a cloning machine, it’s called competitive draft picks.

Yep, they essentially get an extra Brennan Davis every other year.

 

Brennan Davis is lazy.

[ScrubMD]

They must have made a breakthrough with their gritty-white-guy formula for the cloning machine in the lab if they care that little about signing free agents in the future.

 

Bud Norris will vouch for them.

[Tim]

 

It’s not a cloning machine, it’s called competitive draft picks.

Yep, they essentially get an extra Brennan Davis every other year.

 

Brennan Davis is lazy.

My apologies.

 

An extra Cole Roedererer, uh, -er.

[Brian]

he unliked it.

[Tim]

In other news, the Cards play 17 of their next 20 on the road. Here's a graphical representation of their playoff chances:

 

 

http://www.chicago-toast.com/img/big-toast-img.png

 

 

I really hope they sell the farm to trade for Machado.

[mul21]

In other news, the Cards play 17 of their next 20 on the road. Here's a graphical representation of their playoff chances:

 

 

http://www.chicago-toast.com/img/big-toast-img.png

 

 

I really hope they sell the farm to trade for Machado.

 

Mozeliak doesn't have the cajones to do that but I'd love to see it to. Actually, I wouldn't mind hearing the BFIBs bitch about coming in 2nd to someone for a star player again.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

http://i.imgur.com/6edidTC.jpg

[NonProfitCow]

Theo’s trades for and picked up a lot of players for just about every reason, but to get a guy to get him away from racist, hillbilly, red asses will be a first.

That's every fan base.

 

Dude is hitting .171 .276 .278 .554 with -1.2 WAR on July 2.

[Tim]

Theo’s trades for and picked up a lot of players for just about every reason, but to get a guy to get him away from racist, hillbilly, red asses will be a first.

That's every fan base.

 

Dude is hitting .171 .276 .278 .554 with -1.2 WAR on July 2.

I think you guys should just DFA him. I'd love to pick him up at the major league minimum with y'all paying the balance.

[Regular Show]

Dex is definitely getting traded this offseason and maybe Tommy Pham too. I've heard Pham is pretty upset with organization and their fans clearly don't appreciate them.

 

I doubt the Cardinals will be able to successfully sign/trade for a prominent African-American player for a long time.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

[Sammy Sofa]

There's a dude on GRB with the name of "MAGA."

[Derwood]

There's a dude on GRB with the name of "MAGA."