Best Dong of the playoffs

[muntjack]

I'll say that Schwarber1 ruined my voice, which had just fully recovered before Baez, and is now back in recovery after Schwarber2.

[sneakypower]

*Schwarber3

[Thed Hoyerstein]

i want to see a majestic dong like that in real life, i can't even imagine being emotionally invested in something and then watching a dude rip one off like that.

 

my seats are in the upper deck and we had no idea where schwarber's ball went. at first glance, i couldn't even tell if it was fair or foul because of how hard he donged that ball.

 

javy's ball was pure majestic dongness.

 

what a game

[Brian]

i think this belongs in the dong thread right?

 

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[Guest]

these playoffs have been like a dong party beyond our wildest dreams months ago when we were talking in hyperbolic terms about how many dongs we'd be launching

[jersey cubs fan]

God^r brand yoga pants.

[badger1679666666]

damnit stole my yoga pant post.

[Derwood]

Schwarber is just getting warmed up. He's going to hit one into the sun next

[jersey cubs fan]

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[Andy]

these playoffs have been like a dong party beyond our wildest dreams months ago when we were talking in hyperbolic terms about how many dongs we'd be launching

It really is amazing. Every one of our noted young dongsmiths has gone yard at least once, some twice, and Schwarber has two of the most epic dongs the playoffs have ever seen - even Castro got in on it. The level-headed among us would've, and probably have, laughed at the idea of doing what we just did.

[badger1679666666]

I think met "donging" what we just did and had a typo there Andy.

[abuck1220]

baez is my favorite because it won the series and i bet that [expletive] felt real good for javy.

[Sammy Sofa]

I thought that was Baez' first dong since he came back up, but turns out he hit one during the regular season. When the hell did that happen?

[Guest]

I thought that was Baez' first dong since he came back up, but turns out he hit one during the regular season. When the hell did that happen?

 

the great dongfest against the diamondbacks on that friday before labor day

[Ding Dong Johnson]

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I am in love with that

[Sammy Sofa]

I thought that was Baez' first dong since he came back up, but turns out he hit one during the regular season. When the hell did that happen?

 

the great dongfest against the diamondbacks on that friday before labor day

 

Alright, now I feel less bad; EVERYONE was dong-drunk that day.

[Guest]

these playoffs have been like a dong party beyond our wildest dreams months ago when we were talking in hyperbolic terms about how many dongs we'd be launching

 

that's all i kept thinking the last 2 games. they're actually doing it. they're donging the cardinals into submission.

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[CyHawk_Cub]

The World Series-winning dong to be hit by one of Rizzo/Bryant/ Schwarber/Soler.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Billy Beane's a fan