7/17 Cubs (Hendricks) @ Braves (Teheran) 6:35 CDT, CSN

[DiamondMind]

ASB didn't fix Starlin

 

Please continue to keep us updated. Thanks.

 

he's still not fixed

[jersey cubs fan]

Dunno how anyone goes to Braves games. Every time I've been has been the most miserable time I've ever had at a ballpark. It is stiflingly muggy and hot. So uncomfortable.

I had a blast there once.

 

 

Best part was cubahawk chopping in those khaki wearing racists chubby faces.

[jersey cubs fan]

Len wants to gay marry AJ

[DiamondMind]

Len wants to gay marry AJ

 

no [expletive]

[Sammy Sofa]

ASB didn't fix Starlin

 

Please continue to keep us updated. Thanks.

 

he's still not fixed

 

He's going to stink it up until he's traded. Get used to it already, you buttwipes.

Edited July 18, 2015 by Sammy Sofa

[d_money]

If Len wants to, he officially can now.

[ScrubMD]

It take at least 5 sentences for Coomer to say it's a hit or an out.

 

Hits it up the middle............gloved by Simmons.........gonna be a tough play........great throw.........and he has a leadoff single.

 

And this is all 15 seconds after the play has ended.

 

 

 

EDIT: I did a poor job describing my complaint (I Coomered it). There's the crack of the bat, the crowd reaction, THEN Coomer begins his 5 sentences.

Edited July 18, 2015 by ScrubMD

[DiamondMind]

Christ Schwarber hits the ball hard

[Cubbie Swagger]

Is this real?

[BrockLanders]

Schwarber's hit tool is ridiculous.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

First pitch to KB is gonna be right down the middle, right?

[Gilby]

His only start of the series, better make it count.

[Schwarber Fan]

And to think Ross is going to start tomorrow.

[DiamondMind]

Here comes nine consecutive sliders

[Sammy Sofa]

Schwarber can't stop; won't stop.

[DiamondMind]

nice AB

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Proud of KB

[ScrubMD]

It take at least 5 sentences for Coomer to say it's a hit or an out.

 

Hits it up the middle............gloved by Simmons.........gonna be a tough play........great throw.........and he has a leadoff single.

 

And this is all 15 seconds after the play has ended.

 

 

 

EDIT: I did a poor job describing my complaint (I Coomered it). There's the crack of the bat, the crowd reaction, THEN Coomer begins his 5 sentences.

 

I just realized that this post is a great allegory for Coomer's play-by-play.

Edited July 18, 2015 by ScrubMD

[Gilby]

I don't remember this nasty slider from Teheran. I thought he was pretty much a fastball/changeup guy...at least that's what he was when he was a top prospect.

[Schwarber Fan]

Hit one, 800 feet, Rizzo.

[Derwood]

Get this slider-throwing goon outta here

[ARCubsFan]

They're really pulling Julio already? ok

[DiamondMind]

uhhh, ok fredi

[Derwood]

He had almost 90 pitches thrown

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Hit one, 800 feet, Rizzo.

 

I'll settle for a measly single if it can score a run.