7/1 Cubs (Lester) @ Mets (Colon) 6:10, WGN

[Schwarber Fan]

Coghlan has no range but if he gets near a ball he'll usually catch it. That probably explains the discrepancy in his defensive value.

[Sammy Sofa]

This Cubs offense is a real two-face.

 

i also would have accepted "fright night"

 

Or: Like the Batman villain?!?

 

[ultimate disgust]If that HELPS...[/ultimate disgust]

[treebird]

This Cubs offense is a real two-face.

 

i also would have accepted "fright night"

 

Or: Like the Batman villain?!?

 

[ultimate disgust]If that HELPS...[/ultimate disgust]

 

i hope the cubs say bad bye to their offensive woes next inning

[DiamondMind]

Can we bring in a magician mid-game?

[Sammy Sofa]

I like to call Ross's glove the Rogue's Glove...it's where he kept the ball, and his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding...his name was ROSS. He killed my mother.

[Sammy Sofa]

This Cubs offense is a real two-face.

 

i also would have accepted "fright night"

 

Or: Like the Batman villain?!?

 

[ultimate disgust]If that HELPS...[/ultimate disgust]

 

i hope the cubs say bad bye to their offensive woes next inning

 

MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YO' OFFENSE.

[DiamondMind]

I like to call Ross's glove the Rogue's Glove...it's where he kept the ball, and his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding...his name was ROSS. He killed my mother.

 

ok, that was good.

[DiamondMind]

Lester seriously does have a pretty swing for a pitcher

[sneakypower]

this [expletive] offense...ugh i just dread Lester starts

[DiamondMind]

This is [expletive] brutal

[treebird]

hey look the offense got even worse

[treebird]

this whole series should be sudden death

[ARCubsFan]

Good inning, way to make him work

[Schwarber Fan]

Is Ross-Lester-Herrera the worst trio of guys to bat in an inning ever?

[Andy]

This is depressing.

[Gilby]

It should be against the rules for Arrieta and DeGrom to be able to pitch tomorrow.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

this [expletive] offense...ugh i just dread Lester starts

 

If only they hadn't also been scoring O, 1 or 2 in non-Lester starts.

 

Doesn't matter the names, this has been bad.

[Sammy Sofa]

The scary thing is that Ross is better than Montero right now.

 

*Sad horn*

[UMFan83]

So maybe we should fire the hitting coach. Iirc he was not Maddons guy anyways

[ARCubsFan]

So maybe we should fire the hitting coach. Iirc he was not Maddons guy anyways

He left Houston to come here, look how Houston is doing without him

[Bryants Disco Ball]

So maybe we should fire the hitting coach. Iirc he was not Maddons guy anyways

He left Houston to come here, look how Houston is doing without him

 

Not well?

[ARCubsFan]

So maybe we should fire the hitting coach. Iirc he was not Maddons guy anyways

He left Houston to come here, look how Houston is doing without him

 

Not well?

4th in runs? Up from 21st last year?

[Sammy Sofa]

So maybe we should fire the hitting coach. Iirc he was not Maddons guy anyways

He left Houston to come here, look how Houston is doing without him

 

Not well?

 

*Pats head*

 

Yes, that's right, little one. Now go to sleep and think no more of this.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

So maybe we should fire the hitting coach. Iirc he was not Maddons guy anyways

He left Houston to come here, look how Houston is doing without him

 

Not well?

4th in runs? Up from 21st last year?

 

I just always struggle to find more than one guy hitting .200. Must have been good at teaching them to hit homers?

[Sammy Sofa]

Houston: first in dongs, but not first in our hearts.

 

(Cubs are 13th)