5/5 Cubs (Hendricks) @ Cardinals (Lyons) 7:15PM WGN/MLBN

[Guest]

kolten wong can go back to being [expletive] terrible whenever he wants

[treebird]

maybe if things work out really well someday kris bryant will be as good as kolten wong

[NotSoSober]

time for that BIAB dragon

[Guest]

Wong is everything that Eric Patterson was supposed to be

[halplm]

:hello:

if the cubs lose this game' date=' i say tomorrow we use the fatalism thread as the game thread[/quote']

 

There are more than a few people who are already ahead of you.

:hello:

We are Cubs fans, we can't change that quickly.

[ARCubsFan]

Reynolds is gonna hit a meatball 800 feet

[DiamondMind]

http://i.imgur.com/RjT7RCC.gif

[DiamondMind]

Wong is everything that Eric Patterson was supposed to be

 

that gave me a headache.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Can we put Russell in the number 2 slot soon, please?

 

I say just leave him where he is. Let him continue to experience some success. Also, he will slump again soon since he's 21.

 

He's less likely to slump with Rizzo behind him than Fowler...

 

Soler kind of slumped pretty easily, though.

[halplm]

I don't like this

[DiamondMind]

ffs

[Cubswin11]

Babe Reynolds

[Butterscup1679666578]

no one on this team can pitch besides lester and arrieta.

[NotSoSober]

http://i.imgur.com/RjT7RCC.gif

wrong dragon pic, but whatever...god damnit

[Andy]

All Theo's genius trades can't account for [expletive] like Kolten Wong and Matt Carpenter and whatever All-Stars this franchise decides to crap out.

 

Nice [expletive] job, Edwin Jackson, [expletive] it.

[Smack]

It's so hard to watch this bullpen.

[Butterscup1679666578]

here it comes.

[Guest]

edwin jackson with his patented blowup inning

[Schwarber Fan]

I'm fairly confident that this team will be successful pretty much everywhere else outside this house of horrors. This franchise just has a deal with the devil and that's all there is to it. It's really easiest just to accept it.

[Outshined_One]

This is no such thing as a good pitcher.

[NotSoSober]

so jackson is back to being [expletive]. call up the entire iowa bullpen

[Guest]

Reynolds entering this series: .176/.300/.353, 32% K%

[Andy]

I'm fairly confident that this team will be successful pretty much everywhere else outside this house of horrors. This franchise just has a deal with the devil and that's all there is to it. It's really easiest just to accept it.

The problem with this devil is that it's going to consign us to the coin-flip game until it normalizes.

[Guest]

And I'm out.

[fallacy]

How do we lose today?

 

If you voted that the bullpen would suck again, you win!