Commercialize Your Player

[webjim25]

The Superbowl commercials got me to wondering. If you could create a commercial featuring your favorite team or athlete what would it be? Mine would be like this...

 

Stan Musial is up to bat and the pitcher throws a fast ball and Musial hits it into the gap. He rounds first base and morphs into Lue Brock. Brock rounds second and morphs into Ozzie. Ozzie rounds third and morphs into Yadi. Yadi slides into home just barely beating the tag. This is the key...the voice over you hear and Yadier Molina completes this inside the park homerun is Jack Buck and his famous call..." I don't believe.....what I just saw!" The screen fades to black as the crowd goes berserk as 'Cardinals Nation' appears on the black screen signaling the beginning of the season. What would yours be?

[sneakypower]

http://gatewayredbirds.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=56054

[jersey cubs fan]

WTF?

[imb]

Oscar Taveras takes a left turn, he can barely see. Suddenly he morphs into josh hancock. Hancock wipes his eyes, they're blurry, watery. He can't see what lane he's in. He morphs into Daryl Kile. Kile asks "what am I doing here," and turns around to see Hancock and Taveras in the back seat. A loud horn blares and the vehicle is demolished by a semi.

 

Their three ghostly souls rise from the wreckage and hover 10 feet above the crash. All three look up to the skies, but only one beam of light comes down. It hits the semi driver, and he ascends to heaven. Suddenly a pit opens beneath the three souls. A look into it shows the walls are made of grumesome ghoulish bodies crawling all over each other.

 

The pit swallows all three of them. Jack Buck yells "I dont believe ... what I just saw" as he's being molested by Hitler.

 

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Edited February 4, 2015 by Bunts Lick Butts

[webjim25]

yep...that's me. posted it on the reds forum, here, tigers, whitesox, angels, brewers and Phillies.

[webjim25]

that's pretty gruesome Bunts lol. just wanted people to make a commercial about their fav team or player didn't think people would get their feelings. ive always been a welcomed poster here.

[Rex Buckingham]

In fairness, his favorite team is the Cardinals in Hell, he just cheers for the Cubs while the CiH build their roster.

[Guest]

Oscar Taveras takes a left turn, he can barely see. Suddenly he morphs into josh hancock. Hancock wipes his eyes, they're blurry, watery. He can't see what lane he's in. He morphs into Daryl Kile. Kile asks "what am I doing here," and turns around to see Hancock and Taveras in the back seat. A loud horn blares and the vehicle is demolished by a semi.

 

Their three ghostly souls rise from the wreckage and hover 10 feet above the crash. All three look up to the skies, but only one beam of light comes down. It hits the semi driver, and he ascends to heaven. Suddenly a pit opens beneath the three souls. A look into it shows the walls are made of grumesome ghoulish bodies crawling all over each other.

 

The pit swallows all three of them. Jack Buck yells "I dont believe ... what I just saw" as he's being molested by Hitler.

 

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kind of hard on kile imo

 

make it larussa

[imb]

Oscar Taveras takes a left turn, he can barely see. Suddenly he morphs into josh hancock. Hancock wipes his eyes, they're blurry, watery. He can't see what lane he's in. He morphs into Daryl Kile. Kile asks "what am I doing here," and turns around to see Hancock and Taveras in the back seat. A loud horn blares and the vehicle is demolished by a semi.

 

Their three ghostly souls rise from the wreckage and hover 10 feet above the crash. All three look up to the skies, but only one beam of light comes down. It hits the semi driver, and he ascends to heaven. Suddenly a pit opens beneath the three souls. A look into it shows the walls are made of grumesome ghoulish bodies crawling all over each other.

 

The pit swallows all three of them. Jack Buck yells "I dont believe ... what I just saw" as he's being molested by Hitler.

 

-30-

 

kind of hard on kile imo

 

make it larussa

 

guilty by association

[webjim25]

lol come on fellas what kinda commercial would you come up with?

[jersey cubs fan]

I would make Yadi the truck driver in IMB's commercial and remove the allusion to heaven.

[UMFan83]

Oscar Taveras takes a left turn, he can barely see. Suddenly he morphs into josh hancock. Hancock wipes his eyes, they're blurry, watery. He can't see what lane he's in. He morphs into Daryl Kile. Kile asks "what am I doing here," and turns around to see Hancock and Taveras in the back seat. A loud horn blares and the vehicle is demolished by a semi.

 

Their three ghostly souls rise from the wreckage and hover 10 feet above the crash. All three look up to the skies, but only one beam of light comes down. It hits the semi driver, and he ascends to heaven. Suddenly a pit opens beneath the three souls. A look into it shows the walls are made of grumesome ghoulish bodies crawling all over each other.

 

The pit swallows all three of them. Jack Buck yells "I dont believe ... what I just saw" as he's being molested by Hitler.

 

-30-

 

http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/10/Winner_is_you.jpg

[MWV]

I'd love to see Pelé do a spot for Crestfield Wax Paper.

[Garwilly]

http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-this-psycho-local-ad-about-heroin-1683148343

[Careless]

http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-this-psycho-local-ad-about-heroin-1683148343

That's delightful

[rocket]

"hi, i'm chipper jones and i'm here to tell you about inforwars"

[imb]

"hi im breitbart contributor larry jones"

[SouthSideRyan]

Oscar Taveras takes a left turn, he can barely see. Suddenly he morphs into josh hancock. Hancock wipes his eyes, they're blurry, watery. He can't see what lane he's in. He morphs into Daryl Kile. Kile asks "what am I doing here," and turns around to see Hancock and Taveras in the back seat. A loud horn blares and the vehicle is demolished by a semi.

 

Their three ghostly souls rise from the wreckage and hover 10 feet above the crash. All three look up to the skies, but only one beam of light comes down. It hits the semi driver, and he ascends to heaven. Suddenly a pit opens beneath the three souls. A look into it shows the walls are made of grumesome ghoulish bodies crawling all over each other.

 

The pit swallows all three of them. Jack Buck yells "I dont believe ... what I just saw" as he's being molested by Hitler.

 

-30-

 

kind of hard on kile imo

 

make it larussa

 

LaRussa isn't dead.

[imb]

Oscar Taveras takes a left turn, he can barely see. Suddenly he morphs into josh hancock. Hancock wipes his eyes, they're blurry, watery. He can't see what lane he's in. He morphs into Daryl Kile. Kile asks "what am I doing here," and turns around to see Hancock and Taveras in the back seat. A loud horn blares and the vehicle is demolished by a semi.

 

Their three ghostly souls rise from the wreckage and hover 10 feet above the crash. All three look up to the skies, but only one beam of light comes down. It hits the semi driver, and he ascends to heaven. Suddenly a pit opens beneath the three souls. A look into it shows the walls are made of grumesome ghoulish bodies crawling all over each other.

 

The pit swallows all three of them. Jack Buck yells "I dont believe ... what I just saw" as he's being molested by Hitler.

 

-30-

 

kind of hard on kile imo

 

make it larussa

 

LaRussa isn't dead.

 

life and death are arbitrary concepts to immortal AI

[Guest]

Time is a flat circle.