Kyle Orton Has Retired

[Sammy Sofa]

if it were actual football talk you might have a case at this point

 

...

 

It's not debatable that Kyle Orton has retired and left us with the evidence of his ridonkulous life and career, you weirdo.

 

i have no idea what point you're trying to make with what you put in bold and your response but i do know that i hate this [expletive] guy

 

The bold makes it sound like you think I'm trying to argue a point or something; this thread was just to enjoy the hilarity that is Kyle Orton (which can be savored whether one loves or hates him). I have no idea what "case" you think I'm trying to make besides that.

 

Seriously, this is why people say you're a robot. If you want to resurrect the [expletive] It, I'm Going Deep Club I'll be right there with you, but let's just discuss this sweaty, hairy monstrosity in the meantime:

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KZq3LrCz--/18s4juy240zeajpg.jpg

 

http://sportsnaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/011.jpg

 

http://www.electrobertjones.com/projects/sas/KyleOrton.png

Edited December 29, 2014 by Sammy Sofa

[Splendid Splinter]

Not a favorite memory, but I turned 21 when it was Orton's senior year at Purdue so I went to the bars A LOT that year and EVERY SINGLE TIME I would see Orton out just getting annihilated. Dude was a complete douchebag too. If you weren't a football player or a girl, he would tell you to [expletive] off once you try to talk to him.

[Guest]

if it were actual football talk you might have a case at this point

 

...

 

It's not debatable that Kyle Orton has retired and left us with the evidence of his ridonkulous life and career, you weirdo.

 

i have no idea what point you're trying to make with what you put in bold and your response but i do know that i hate this [expletive] guy

 

The bold makes it sound like you think I'm trying to argue a point or something; this thread was just to enjoy the hilarity that is Kyle Orton. I have no idea what "case" you think I'm trying to make besides that.

 

Seriously, this is why people say you're a robot.

 

no

 

the bold was referencing the fact that you thought i was making a football argument

 

if i was making a football argument, it'd be hard to say rex > orton at this point

 

but i'm not

 

i'm making an i hate kyle orton argument and a rexy is the true bad ass argument

[jersey cubs fan]

Not a favorite memory, but I turned 21 when it was Orton's senior year at Purdue so I went to the bars A LOT that year and EVERY SINGLE TIME I would see Orton out just getting annihilated. Dude was a complete douchebag too. If you weren't a football player or a girl, he would tell you to [expletive] off once you try to talk to him.

why were you trying to talk to a stranger at a bar?

[SouthSideRyan]

Not a favorite memory, but I turned 21 when it was Orton's senior year at Purdue so I went to the bars A LOT that year and EVERY SINGLE TIME I would see Orton out just getting annihilated. Dude was a complete douchebag too. If you weren't a football player or a girl, he would tell you to [expletive] off once you try to talk to him.

why were you trying to talk to a stranger at a bar?

 

Worked with Bree Olson

[Sammy Sofa]

if it were actual football talk you might have a case at this point

 

...

 

It's not debatable that Kyle Orton has retired and left us with the evidence of his ridonkulous life and career, you weirdo.

 

i have no idea what point you're trying to make with what you put in bold and your response but i do know that i hate this [expletive] guy

 

The bold makes it sound like you think I'm trying to argue a point or something; this thread was just to enjoy the hilarity that is Kyle Orton. I have no idea what "case" you think I'm trying to make besides that.

 

Seriously, this is why people say you're a robot.

 

no

 

the bold was referencing the fact that you thought i was making a football argument

 

if i was making a football argument, it'd be hard to say rex > orton at this point

 

but i'm not

 

i'm making an i hate kyle orton argument and a rexy is the true bad ass argument

 

Rex is too dumb and goofy to be badass. His thrills stemmed from it being like watching a mutant inbred Vulcan hurling footballs with the arm of Zeus.

[Guest]

i could swear there was a bree olson story posted here before

[Splendid Splinter]

Not a favorite memory, but I turned 21 when it was Orton's senior year at Purdue so I went to the bars A LOT that year and EVERY SINGLE TIME I would see Orton out just getting annihilated. Dude was a complete douchebag too. If you weren't a football player or a girl, he would tell you to [expletive] off once you try to talk to him.

why were you trying to talk to a stranger at a bar?

 

I didn't talk to him. Never wanted to. I hung out with some of the football players at that time (Ray Williams/Dorien Bryant/Stanford Keglar/Dustin Keller) and they all said he's an ass.

 

Just saw others try to talk to him and him saying "[expletive] off" or "why are you talking to me?"

[Sammy Sofa]

i could swear there was a bree olson story posted here before

 

Besides the one from, like, 3 days ago?

[Sammy Sofa]

YOU'RE RIGHT. I found it:

 

http://www.northsidebaseball.com/~nsbb/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3005350#p3005350

 

And it's SS again.

[Splendid Splinter]

YOU'RE RIGHT. I found it:

 

http://www.northsidebaseball.com/~nsbb/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3005350#p3005350

 

And it's SS again.

 

Yep. When I met her back in high school.

[SouthSideRyan]

i could swear there was a bree olson story posted here before

 

David needs more RAM

[ConstableRabbit]

And when he was banging some very mediocre looking girl I knew from Northwestern.

When he and a bunch of Bears came to The Keg and drove drunk to my dorm later that night, with Joe Odom deflowering a girl I knew.

[Careless]

am I the only one that thinks his headshot photo from this year looks like the villain from 5th Element?

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/8520.png&w=350&h=254

Not the first one to make that comparison on this board.

[Brian]

An underrated photo, completely bored on Super Bowl media day

 

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kyle_orton_super_bowl.jpg

[Guest]

Love that this thread.

 

Jeff George was the original "I don't care " QB

[Outshined_One]

Oldie, but a goodie:

 

http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/football/college/img7800362.jpg