Kyle Orton Has Retired

[Sammy Sofa]

Figured this deserves its own thread. Everyone post their favorite Orton memories. Truly a legend the likes of which we will be lucky to ever witness again.

 

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/TheMojoPin/191914.jpg

[Guest]

When he was traded for Jay Cutler.

 

 

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[jersey cubs fan]

when he was traded for cutler

[SouthSideRyan]

When he was traded for Jay.

[Smack]

Boiler Up!

 

http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/orton-montage.jpg

[Thed Hoyerstein]

when he retired

[Guest]

When he was traded for Jay.

 

This.

[Guest]

Also when he got benched against the Falcons.

[Guest]

And when he was banging some very mediocre looking girl I knew from Northwestern.

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], you are a bunch of Trestmans.

 

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-34362-Kyle-Orton-Jack-Daniels-gif-ITjz.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.imgur.com/hs8eJJm.png

[UMFan83]

My favorite moments were the entire 2006 and 2007 season (until the last few games) when Orton was the 3rd string QB and looked like he was the farthest thing from prepared to play in a game everytime they showed him on the sidelines.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ortsi.jpg

 

http://www.clubhousecancer.com/WindowsLiveWriter/KyleOrtonDrunk2.jpg

 

These drinks gave him the power to be a champion.

 

http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2326172/ortonwoo.0.gif

 

He capped his amazing, inexplicable career beating both Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady.

 

WE SALUTE YOU.

 

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/kyle-orton-celebrating-bills-win-over-detroit-b.gif?w=1000

Edited December 29, 2014 by Sammy Sofa

[Sammy Sofa]

My favorite moments were the entire 2006 and 2007 season (until the last few games) when Orton was the 3rd string QB and looked like he was the farthest thing from prepared to play in a game everytime they showed him on the sidelines.

 

Kyle Orton was the original master of DON'T CARRRRRRRRRRRRE when Cutler was still a baby getting coaches fired back in Denver:

 

 

Stop being dildos.

[Guest]

The first two minutes of this video

 

[Guest]

My favorite moments were the entire 2006 and 2007 season (until the last few games) when Orton was the 3rd string QB and looked like he was the farthest thing from prepared to play in a game everytime they showed him on the sidelines.

 

Kyle Orton was the original master of DON'T CARRRRRRRRRRRRE when Cutler was still a baby getting coaches fired back in Denver:

 

 

Stop being dildos.

 

 

rex forever. [expletive] that guy.

[Banedon]

This should have just been a pic/gif thread right from the start.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://www.thecollaredsheep.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Kyle-Orton-Dancing-Chick2.jpg

 

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/kyle-orton-drunk-1.jpg

 

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/7785820ec0ee56f0fbffb9fc15b1d1434c029a40/c=40-0-960-692&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/DesMoines/DesMoines/2014/06/17//1403040228004-D2-20111216-SPORTS-1216003-5.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

rex forever. [expletive] that guy.

 

THIS CLEARLY ISN'T THE TIME OR PLACE FOR ACTUAL RATIONAL FOOTBALL TALK, YOU STUPID ROBOT.

[Smack]

am I the only one that thinks his headshot photo from this year looks like the villain from 5th Element?

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/8520.png&w=350&h=254

[Sammy Sofa]

am I the only one that thinks his headshot photo from this year looks like the villain from 5th Element?

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/8520.png&w=350&h=254

 

Nope. And yet it was actually an improvement:

 

 

http://www.footballphds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kyle-Orton-neck-beard-and-starting-over-Tim-Tebow1.jpg

 

 

Everything about him is improbable.

[Guest]

rex forever. [expletive] that guy.

 

THIS CLEARLY ISN'T THE TIME OR PLACE FOR ACTUAL RATIONAL FOOTBALL TALK, YOU STUPID ROBOT.

 

it's not actual football talk

 

sexy rexy > this oaf

 

if it were actual football talk you might have a case at this point

[Smack]

A real life Uncle Rico.

[Sammy Sofa]

if it were actual football talk you might have a case at this point

 

...

 

It's not debatable that Kyle Orton has retired and left us with the evidence of his ridonkulous life and career, you weirdo.

[Guest]

if it were actual football talk you might have a case at this point

 

...

 

It's not debatable that Kyle Orton has retired and left us with the evidence of his ridonkulous life and career, you weirdo.

 

i have no idea what point you're trying to make with what you put in bold and your response but i do know that i hate this [expletive] guy