Is a hot dog a sandwich?

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, I do not like patty melts; way too greasy. My stomach will be doing somersaults afterwards every time.

 

But yeah, I'd say they were sandwiches. Deeply flawed sandwiches that shouldn't exist, but yeah, sandwiches.

 

This makes no sense.

 

A McRib sandwich is just a McRib. A sub sandwich is just a sub. An Italian beef sandwich is just an Italian Beef.

 

But a Patty Melt. No, that's a Patty Melt Sandwich.

 

Deeply flawed sandwich; it ultimately gets to be a sandwich because it is on evenly sliced bread, but that key component is also its flaw as the bread cannot structurally support the whole thing.

WTF "evenly sliced"? nonsense

 

Man, don't get mad at me because your mom apparently always bought reject loafs of sliced bread.

[Guest]

Man, I do not like patty melts; way too greasy. My stomach will be doing somersaults afterwards every time.

 

But yeah, I'd say they were sandwiches. Deeply flawed sandwiches that shouldn't exist, but yeah, sandwiches.

 

This makes no sense.

 

A McRib sandwich is just a McRib. A sub sandwich is just a sub. An Italian beef sandwich is just an Italian Beef.

 

But a Patty Melt. No, that's a Patty Melt Sandwich.

 

Deeply flawed sandwich; it ultimately gets to be a sandwich because it is on evenly sliced bread, but that key component is also its flaw as the bread cannot structurally support the whole thing.

WTF "evenly sliced"? nonsense

 

straight up that's some "uninterrupted sweep" [expletive]

[SouthSideRyan]

So if I mistakenly slice my bread in uneven portions, what would you call them with bologna in the middle?

[Sammy Sofa]

I would call you fancypants for making your own bread and then sadly go eat a lonely sandwich made with pre-sliced bread.

[WrigleyField 22]

If roasted Italian beef in a sauce and placed on an Italian or French roll is just "Italian beef" what's it called when you take the roll away?

 

Also what do you call pulled pork on a bun and if the answe is just "pulled pork" and not "pulled pork sandwich" what do you call it in the absence of a bun.

 

 

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[Thed Hoyerstein]

If roasted Italian beef in a sauce and placed on an Italian or French roll is just "Italian beef" what's it called when you take the roll away?

 

Also what do you call pulled pork on a bun and if the answe is just "pulled pork" and not "pulled pork sandwich" what do you call it in the absence of a bun.

 

 

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a SANSwich

[jersey cubs fan]

What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?

 

A half a sangwich.

 

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[weis21]

The people who work at Subway are called Sandwich Artists.

[Sammy Sofa]

Which is horrifyingly wrong on just about every possibly level.

[Guest]

the assertion that a sub isn't a sandwich is one of the most insane ideas ever proposed on NSBB, and that's saying a lot

[Sammy Sofa]

It's a sandwich cousin, but it's its own thing.

 

That really shouldn't be THAT mind-blowing.

[Sammy Sofa]

Look at it this way:

 

Is a pancake a waffle?

 

Is a waffle a pancake?

[Guest]

It's a sandwich cousin, but it's its own thing.

 

That really shouldn't be THAT mind-blowing.

 

it's not mind blowing

 

things that are mind blowing blow minds because it's like WOAH THAT IS AMAZING AND MAKES SO MUCH SENSE HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT...it's like a moment of epiphany

 

saying a sub is not a sandwich is basically just tantamount to the insane and inane ramblings of a crazy person

[Guest]

TIL that mojo actually thinks that a sandwich cannot be a sandwich without two slices of wonder bread

[Sammy Sofa]

I've not once mentioned Wonder Bread.

 

And nobody has brought up insanity until now.

 

When exactly did this break you?

[Sammy Sofa]

And remember, we're waiting for some commentary on pancakes/waffles/waffles/pancakes. Because based on how me saying a sub is a sub...effects you this should REALLY get some literal gears turning.

[Sammy Sofa]

And whither the soft shell taco vs. the burrito?

[WrigleyField 22]

Look at it this way:

 

Is a pancake a waffle?

 

Is a waffle a pancake?

They're both cakes, basically.

 

 

 

 

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[Guest]

And whither the soft shell taco vs. the burrito?

 

 

these are two different things. a burrito isn't a type of taco nor is a taco a type of burrito. a pancake isn't a type of waffle and a waffle isn't a type of pancake. they're just similar foods.

 

a sub isn't a type of patty melt. a sub is a type of sandwich. a patty melt is a type of sandwich.

 

sandwiches are a category under which there are many subgroups

 

there isn't like one defining type or something thereby making other sandwiches "cousins" of said sandwich type or whatever you're saying

[Guest]

I've not once mentioned Wonder Bread.

 

And nobody has brought up insanity until now.

 

When exactly did this break you?

 

and that's because saying this isn't a sandwich

 

http://static.parade.condenast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/amighettis-sub-sandwich_istock1.jpg

is insane

[WrigleyField 22]

Waffle is to pancake what a Reuben is to a Club.

 

 

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[Guest]

Waffle is to pancake what a Reuben is to a Club.

 

 

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yes

 

if there's some sort of category you want to put both under that's fine with me. one is not a type of the other.

[Sammy Sofa]

It's just a sub. You can construct subs in key ways that you simply can't do with a sandwich.

 

Why does this bother you so much?

[Guest]

It's just a sub. You can construct subs in key ways that you simply can't do with a sandwich.

 

Why does this bother you so much?

 

lol

[Derwood]

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