8/5 Cubs (Wood) @ Rockies (Anderson), 7:40 CST, CSN+

[imb]

homey is no longer travis wood, that's a last name built for a man, he is now travis estes

[imb]

in 30 years when Javi is telling his grandchildren about his debut, he will not recall the name of the starting pitcher who took the mound that day

[Soul]

Wood is terrible

[Guest]

whats this jaxon business about anyway?

he's so bad he deserves to be kristin cavallaris unvaccinated son

[Andy]

in 30 years when Javi is telling his grandchildren about his debut, he will not recall the name of the starting pitcher who took the mound that day

Nor probably anyone else on the team except Rizzo, Castro and Alcantara. Hell, he probably won't remember the manager.

[kujay]

I miss Arne Harris he knew how to find the 10s in the crowd.

[kujay]

whats this jaxon business about anyway?

he's so bad he deserves to be kristin cavallaris unvaccinated son

 

Okay that's funny.

[Brian]

whats this jaxon business about anyway?

he's so bad he deserves to be kristin cavallaris unvaccinated son

 

But that means Cutty is his dad

[Soul]

Nice bat flip on a routine fly ball Welly you dope

[Sammy Sofa]

whats this jaxon business about anyway?

he's so bad he deserves to be kristin cavallaris unvaccinated son

 

But that means Cutty is his dad

 

As awesome as Cutler is, that's a terrible fate for a child.

[Guest]

Anderson reminds me of Ted Lilly.

 

I really want Junior to do well but he looks so lost at the plate.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

If Lake stays on the roster the rest of the year somehow, he's going to get to -1.0 fWAR

[Guest]

Junior Lake is too tall for his own good, it makes him look like an Oddworld character.

[Brian]

Javy might want to get back to Iowa to play for a good team.

[Clem Fandango]

Junior Lake with a K.

 

Meanwhile...

 

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[Soul]

I really want Junior to do well but he looks so lost at the plate.

 

Get a head start on forgetting him. He's done.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Nice catch Javy

[OleMissCub]

I miss living in LoDo. Was awesome to just walk down the street to the park and buy a ticket for any game. Coors Field is a nice place.

[ctcf]

Woah Anderson is out?

[Fro]

Anderson fakes back injury to avoid facing Baez again

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Rockies announcers seem pretty mad at Anderson for being hurt.

[Illini Iceman]

This is just fear.

[Smack]

Anderson fakes back injury to avoid facing Baez again

 

Yup

[Brian]

Cubs going to lead the league in other teams pitchers getting "hurt" mid game

[Brian]

Starlin/Javy dinner date had to be sexy