Arrieta: Consider yourself lucky he lets you cheer for him

[Careless]

I went to Mt. Vernon on a field trip on Friday. I saw a guy with an Orioles Arrieta shersey. I need to get one of those. The locals assume I'm an O's fan since I live here. Or maybe I'll wait for the Cubs to sign Weiters.

Why do you need to get one of those? Is it going to get you laid?

[biittner77]

I went to Mt. Vernon on a field trip on Friday. I saw a guy with an Orioles Arrieta shersey. I need to get one of those. The locals assume I'm an O's fan since I live here. Or maybe I'll wait for the Cubs to sign Weiters.

Why do you need to get one of those? Is it going to get you laid?

 

You're a really strange person.

[Brian]

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It's time to start worrying about Jake

[shnsajax]

Does he not know its called Dongs?

[jersey cubs fan]

Does he not know its called Dongs?

Mrs. Arrieta doesn't discuss dongs.

[Proven Veteran]

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It's time to start worrying about Jake

 

His velocity looks way down.

[Tracer Bullet]

so long as he has the beard, he can through 75 if he wants to

[Guest]

i love the littler one in the background just throwing a ball randomly

 

imagine if that had rolled under jake's foot though

[Sammy Sofa]

imagine if that had rolled under jake's foot though

 

No wonder you're Kyle's best friend.

[Cubbie Swagger]

i love the littler one in the background just throwing a ball randomly

 

imagine if that had rolled under jake's foot though

Not just a ball, but two balls simultaneously.

[Sammy Sofa]

And then his wife drove up driving a car made out of knives.

[Guest]

i love the littler one in the background just throwing a ball randomly

 

imagine if that had rolled under jake's foot though

I assume you are alluding to how cool it would look as the ball crumbled to ashes beneath his mighty heel?

[minnesotacubsfan]

Crushed? A ball such as that would have dissipated into the Mighty Arrieta Orb, stocked away for a critical KO somewhere in the future. He's not human people, he is a celestial God brought here to us by the Baseball Heavens.

[Lefty]

Before I noticed that it was Arrieta, I thought that was a pretty nice house for an NSBB member.

[seanimal]

Crushed? A ball such as that would have dissipated into the Mighty Arrieta Orb, stocked away for a critical KO somewhere in the future. He's not human people, he is a celestial God brought here to us by the Baseball Heavens.

 

i understand it to be not so much a dissipation as it is an absorption of mass. it is one of the ways that balance is brought to the dongiverse

[minnesotacubsfan]

All I know is that it would happen at a level far higher then any of our intellect. "Arrieta" so resembles the Greek God "Ares", the God of War.

 

He destroys our enemies.

[Guest]

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brittany arrieta campaigning for fowler's replacement SMH

[minnesotacubsfan]

Holy [expletive] look at that arm

[ctcf]

[Guest]

Jake had 17 first place votes, Greinke had 10 and Kershaw had 3.

[ctcf]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

[tfarks]

Well deserved ya sexy animal

[cl smooth]

hell yeah! :flythew:

[George Hayduke]

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kershaw only got 3 first place votes lol