5/23 stupid cubs (jaxon) @ padres (stauffer) 9:10cdt wgn

[treebird]

Noooooo, I'ma miss Tree's gams.

 

don't worry this team is [expletive] terrible, i'll be doing gam thread again in a couple weeks

[treebird]

They have a better chance of contracting parvo than they do of scoring 11.(.626 team OPS)

 

[expletive] idiot.

 

hahahahahha i forgot about that

 

SCORE PADRES SCORE

[jersey cubs fan]

Noooooo, I'ma miss Tree's gams.

 

don't worry this team is [expletive] terrible, i'll be doing gam thread again in a couple weeks

Weeks?

[jersey cubs fan]

Well at least I'm enjoying the phillies blowing a based loaded no out situation and slowly crumbling the now rabid fan base that weren't fans 10 years ago.

[Guest]

SHE SITS ALONE BY A LAMP POSTTTTTT

[TruffleShuffle]

more like edLOSE jackson.

[Schwarber Fan]

Who's gonna be the sacrificial lamb today?

[treebird]

SHE SITS ALONE BY A LAMP POSTTTTTT

 

"If I'm doing my job then it's your resolve that breaks"

 

- edwin jaxon

[treebird]

Who's gonna be the sacrificial lamb today?

 

leave jaxon in forever, who cares

[Guancous]

An hour has passed and this game is still in the 2nd inning.

[jersey cubs fan]

I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.

[ScrubMD]

Hopefully Jackson's arm falls off and we can give Hendricks a shot.

[Guancous]

Anyone else see Edwin shaking his arm as if his shoulder is bothering him?

[Guest]

Jackson's last 5 starts by game score: 44, 70, 49, 79, 15

[Schwarber Fan]

Bonifacio with a HR in any other park than Petco, lol.

[SouthSideRyan]

Don't wanna tango with you, I'd rather tangle with him, I wanna smash his [expletive] head in.

[Guest]

I was going to watch this game and then decide if I was too tired to go to the gym or not, but I guess I don't have to worry about that anymore.

[treebird]

Don't wanna tango with you, I'd rather tangle with him, I wanna smash his [expletive] head in.

 

something possessed me to google this one. none of these songs we're dealing with here are any good, but holy god is this one an abomination. nice work.

[Sammy Sofa]

Bonifacio with a HR in any other park than Petco, lol.

 

My God, it's almost like they're in a pitcher's park or something.

[Guest]

i'm so going to in n out when i'm in vegas in 2 weeks

[Guest]

Don't wanna tango with you, I'd rather tangle with him, I wanna smash his [expletive] head in.

 

something possessed me to google this one. none of these songs we're dealing with here are any good, but holy god is this one an abomination. nice work.

 

pretty much same

[Sammy Sofa]

Just for Tree:

 

BEHIND THE BOAT HOUSE I'LL SHOW YOU MY DARK SECRET

[Guest]

her name is noel

i have a dream about her

[Sammy Sofa]

NOW MAYBE

[treebird]

Just for Tree:

 

BEHIND THE BOAT HOUSE I'LL SHOW YOU MY DARK SECRET

 

i remember getting to pick the radio station in the car when i was like 11 and that song came on and my dad was like "wtf is this [expletive]" and changed it immediately