5/23 stupid cubs (jaxon) @ padres (stauffer) 9:10cdt wgn

[treebird]

junior lake is playing so well i'm starting to be less pissed off that he gets to bat second instead of valbuena

[Sammy Sofa]

Eff you, stupid crowd.

[Schwarber Fan]

Sure looked like that ball was crushed.

[treebird]

realllllllly enjoy wgn contextualizing those walk and k rates. very cool.

[treebird]

jaxon noticed his era got below four and decided to rectify that as quickly as possible

[Sammy Sofa]

realllllllly enjoy wgn contextualizing those walk and k rates. very cool.

 

Big fan of Len and JD's sexy dance party.

[treebird]

that change moved a ton, throw more plz

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Crappy Jackson tonight where everyone turns into Junior Lake against him.

 

Going to bed.

[Guest]

Man, I really want Maybin to be a Cub.

[Schwarber Fan]

Edwin is back

[treebird]

oh no jaxon

[Andy]

Should've traded him while value was high

[gscool89]

So this is the game that brings our run differential back to what it should be

[Guancous]

Edwin Jackson: worst Jose Fernandez fantasy replacement ever

 

It felt nice forcing Stauffer to throw 26 pitches. Now Edwin will be lucky to get through 5 innings.

[Guest]

So this is the game that brings our run differential back to what it should be

 

so it's gonna be like -35 after tonight?

[Guest]

THESE COMMERCIALS MAKE NO SENSE

 

THE WIRELESS BOXES DONT GET RID OF ANY WIRES THAT ACTUALLY CONNECT TO YOUR TV

[treebird]

cubs are making this nerd throw a lot of pitches and he's supposedly on a really short pitch count. we are totally still in this.

[Guest]

THESE COMMERCIALS MAKE NO SENSE

 

THE WIRELESS BOXES DONT GET RID OF ANY WIRES THAT ACTUALLY CONNECT TO YOUR TV

 

But you don't have to run cable to/from the coax outlet

 

I still can't believe they green-lighted multiple commercials where a puppet wife tries to do favors for the human husband. I know there's one with a marionette kid too, but really, no one said "wait a second.." for the puppet wife trying to sexy dance for the human husband?

[Schwarber Fan]

I can't believe how long it took Schierholtz to get to 2nd.

[Schwarber Fan]

Jackson is terrible.

[SpongeWorthy]

Giving up an opposite field homer to the Padres 8th hitter at Petco should be DFAable

[Guancous]

Now is about the time for EJax to retire 20 straight hitters

[treebird]

NOT GREAT, JAXON

[Sammy Sofa]

Noooooo, I'ma miss Tree's gams.

[davell]

They have a better chance of contracting parvo than they do of scoring 11.(.626 team OPS)

 

[expletive] idiot.