Rizzo

[Sammy Sofa]

Meanwhile Tom Ricketts totally sneaked into the hospital room and stole the guy's orange juice.

[Careless]

"tinyface" does sound like a Seinfeld character.

[Sammy Sofa]

Junior Lake is a Seinfeld character, too! He's what Kramer charmingly coined as a "terrible baseball player."

 

*Slaps the bass*

[Sammy Sofa]

His face has never been tinier:

 

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], that clubhouse is beyond terrible.

[JennieGarthAlgar]

[expletive], that clubhouse is beyond terrible.

 

This is exactly what I was going to say. Good God.

[seanimal]

[expletive], that clubhouse is beyond terrible.

 

at least they got some mileage out of the leftover carpet from the airport sheraton remodel in 1994

[Guest]

[expletive], that clubhouse is beyond terrible.

 

This is exactly what I was going to say. Good God.

 

And it's so much better than it was pre-Ricketts lol

 

they had like 9" tube tvs everywhere and [expletive] and some moldy ass old carpet

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], that clubhouse is beyond terrible.

 

at least they got some mileage out of the leftover carpet from the airport sheraton remodel in 1994

 

Nice.

 

When you take the stadium tour it feels like you're descending into a dank pit to get to the clubhouse (you come down those stairs at the back on the right). They just walk you past it, and it's so tiny it feels like some kind of shitty recreation for a museum or something. Rizzo's basically standing right in front of the back wall.

[Guest]

does mike trout have tinyface too?

[Guest]

[expletive], that clubhouse is beyond terrible.

 

at least they got some mileage out of the leftover carpet from the airport sheraton remodel in 1994

 

Nice.

 

When you take the stadium tour it feels like you're descending into a dank pit to get to the clubhouse (you come down those stairs at the back on the right). They just walk you past it, and it's so tiny it feels like some kind of [expletive] recreation for a museum or something. Rizzo's basically standing right in front of the back wall.

 

i still need to do the tour while everything is still terrible

[ConstableRabbit]

[expletive], that clubhouse is beyond terrible.

 

at least they got some mileage out of the leftover carpet from the airport sheraton remodel in 1994

 

Nice.

 

When you take the stadium tour it feels like you're descending into a dank pit to get to the clubhouse (you come down those stairs at the back on the right). They just walk you past it, and it's so tiny it feels like some kind of [expletive] recreation for a museum or something. Rizzo's basically standing right in front of the back wall.

 

i still need to do the tour while everything is still terrible

Have you not gone to the season ticket holder day? It's really cool.

[Guest]

nah haven't

[Sammy Sofa]

does mike trout have tinyface too?

 

Yuuuuuuup. It's the new market inefficiency.

[Guest]

http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/9/6/2/42808962/cuts/trout_high_school_iakh9bx1_p8york9n.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

I think we need a tinyface top ten.

[Cubswin11]

I think Stanton kinda has one too.

[Sammy Sofa]

You wrong. He's a beast.

 

http://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/giancarlo-stanton-nude.jpg?w=576&h=324

[Banedon]

You wrong. He's a beast.

 

http://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/giancarlo-stanton-nude.jpg?w=576&h=324

 

http://i.imgur.com/bytuL.gif

[Guest]

Perfect.

[Sammy Sofa]

Excellent.

[snoodmonger]

[expletive], that clubhouse is beyond terrible.

 

I was really hoping was his Aunt Marion's unfinished basement.

[CyHawk_Cub]

You wrong. He's a beast.

 

http://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/giancarlo-stanton-nude.jpg?w=576&h=324

 

 

Giancarlo's nose is reminiscent of this

 

http://i.imgur.com/2lO5fzl.jpg

[Banedon]

[expletive], that clubhouse is beyond terrible.

 

I don't know if there's a similar collection of pics of MLB clubhouses, but every NHL locker room is better. Literally, every one.

 

http://imgur.com/a/3APPx

[Guest]

does mike trout have tinyface too?

 

Yuuuuuuup. It's the new market inefficiency.

Trout and Rizzo could be brothers.