Re: New GM/Cubs Future News Articles

[KingKongvs.Godzilla]

You chill with the feedback black we don't need that

It's ten o'clock hoe, where the [expletive]'s your seed at?

Feeling mad hostile, ran the apostle

Flowing like Christ when I speaks the gospel

Stroll with the holy roll then attack the globe with the buckus style

the ruckus, ten times ten men committing mad sin

Turn the other cheek and I'll break your [expletive] chin

[USSoccer]

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay,

Gimme the mic so I can take it away.

Off on a natural charge, bon voyage

Yeah, from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad

Wu-Tang Killer Bees on a swarm!

Rain on ya college ass, disco dorm!

For you to even touch my skill,

You gotta have the one Killer Bee and he ain't gonna kill. Now

My producer slam, my flow is like bam!

Chop that down, pass it all around!

Lyrics get hard, quick cement to the ground!

For any MC in any 52 states,

I gets psycho killer Norman Bates!

My producer slam, sharp like bam!

Jump on stage, and then I dun-daaaah!

 

KARMA

[17 Seconds]

From Kraplan:

http://twitter.com/#!/thekapman/status/124978415538421760

RT @thekapman: brett jackson pulled in usa world cup game, signs pointing he may be apart of theo compensation?!

 

this was the best thing i've ever seen. i think i actually love kaplan now. more of this please.

[Outshined_One]

I'm pretty sure this board would swallow itself whole if this manages to drag on for another week.

[Shilzzz]

TOMMY ain't my mister falcon' BOY

When he fake moves on a person you employ

Well I'll EMIRGE off ya set, now ya know God damn

I show LIVIN LARGE homies how to flip a DEF JAM

And RUFF up the mister falcon HOUSE

Cause I smother you COLD CHILLIN' mister falcons are still WARNER BROTHERS

I'm RUTHLESS my clan don't have to act wild

That poop is JIVE, an old SLEEPING BAG/PROFILE

This soft comedian rap poop ain't the rough witty

On the reel to reel it wasn't from a TUFF CITY

people be game, thinking that they lyrical surgeons

They know their microphones are VIRGINS

And if you ain't boned a mic you couldn't hurt a bee

That's like going to Venus driving a MERCURY

The CAPITOL of this rugged slang, is WU-TANG

Witty Unpredictable Talent And Natural Game

[Omar]

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[KingKongvs.Godzilla]

War of the masses, the outcome, disastrous

Many of the victim family save they ashes

A million names on walls engraved in plaques

Those who went back, received penalties for the axe

Another heart is torn as close ones mourn

Those who stray, niggaz get slayed on the song

[Outshined_One]

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[Shilzzz]

yup. i said it before, and i'll say it again: life moves pretty fast. if you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you miss it.

six [expletive] devils stepped up, being brave, god; had the [expletive] nerve to try to enter my graveyard. i'm the rzarector, bring you back to life, be my sacrifice, commit suicide and i'll bring you back to life. the first was convinced, stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head could explode. second one said "hmmm... that's good but i can top it" put an axe up to his head, and then he chopped it. blood shot out in every direction. the rest didn't know what to do. i made suggestions: put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug, wet your hand stick a knife in a plug. or be like richard prior: set your balls on fire; better yet -- go hang yourself with some barbed wire. 3 or 4 fell deep into the spell, then ran to the zoo, locked themselves in the lion's den. number 5 said "it ain't worth being alive!," smoked a joint with dust mixed with cyanide. the only one who escaped was number six. he went home, sat in the tub, and slit his wrists. yeah. more graves to dig, goodbye. there's no need to cry. it's a suicide.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjKQc-UyL6w&feature=player_embedded

[Shilzzz]

wu tang forever. rzarector in your sector.

 

assassination

vaccination

poor education

enphatuation with satan

more global taxation

fibro optic microscopic biological germ

mad cow burglar on the market

the captain of your starship, i never departed

once i started to explore regions that were uncharted

leave your heart broken

yo i stand tall like buildings

[ParadigmShift]

Sorry guys, this one can't be touched (and diary of a madman isn't wu-tang, but it is awesome):

 

Yo check yo yo, check the script

Me and the gods get it ripped

Blunts in the dip, forty dogs in my lip

Had a box, 'Boom Boom' the bass will blast

We was laughing, at all the girls that passed

Conversation, brothers had begin to discuss

(Hey yo, Ra, remember that kid ya bust?)

Aw yeah, he ran, but he didn't get far

Cause I dropped him, heh heh heh heh heh HA

Not knowin, exactly what lied ahead

My little brother, my mother sent him out for bread

Get the Wonder, it's a hot day in the summer

Didn't expect, to come across, a crazy gunner

"Hey Shorty, check it for the bag and the dough"

But he was brave, looked him in the eye, and said "No!!"

Money splattered him, BOW! then he snatched the bag

In his pockets, then he jetted up the Ave.

Girls screamin, the noise up and down the block

(Hey, Rakeem!) What? (Your little brother got shot!)

I ran frantically, then I dropped down to his feet

I saw the blood, all over, the hot concrete

I picked him up, then I held him by his head

His eyes shut, that's when I knew he was...

Aw man! How do I say goodbye?

It's alway the good ones who have to die

Memories in the corner of my mind

Flashbacks, I was laughin all the time

I taught him, all about the bees and birds

But I wish I had a chance to sing these three words

 

After laughter, comes the tears

Edited October 15, 2011 by ParadigmShift

[Rob]

Well I'm paranoid at the things I said

Wonderin what's the penalty from day to day, I'm hangin out

partyin with girls that never die, you see I was

pickin on the small fries, my campaign tellin lies

Was just spreadin my love, didn't know my love

was the one holdin the gun and the glove

But it's all good as long as it's understand

It's all together now, in the

hooooooooooooood

 

Ghetto superstar, that is what you are

Comin from afar, reachin for the stars

Run away with me, to another place

We can rely on each other, uh-huh

From one corner, to another, uh-huh

[HenryBlanco]

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[Omar]

Do-It-Yourself Compensation For Theo Epstein Speculation

[KingKongvs.Godzilla]

Solo stuff?

 

Tommy mattola lives on the road

 

He lost his lady two months ago

 

Maybe he'll find her maybe he won't

 

Oh wonder that love

 

 

 

Brothers try to pass me but none could match me

 

No girl can freak me i'm just too nasty

 

Lost on the dance floors i'll attack you all

 

Snuck through the back door guess who they saw?

 

Goldie and ghost black african rose

 

Star-studded low lenses plus the mural was dope

 

Airbrush w b's stop

 

(shake your body body)

 

And cop a couple of these

 

(she's a hottie hottie)

[Omar]

 

Wait there, stop

 

You know I didn't mean it

I'm not really sure I'm not really sure

What they've all been talking

 

Theo Theo, get yourself together

We all make mistakes

We not really sure we not really sure

What they've all been singing

 

Oh Theo, what seems to be the problem

I really can't get a grip on yourself

 

Oh Theo, what seems to be the problem

I really can't get a grip on yourself

 

Oh,

Theo where could she go

Theo where could she go

Theo where could she go...

 

It's been 4 days now

I can't believe it but I miss you

I'm not really sure I'm not really sure

 

Theo Theo, get yourself together

We all make mistakes

We not really sure we not really sure

How to act, or to behave

 

Oh Theo, what seems to be the problem

I really can't get a grip on yourself

 

Oh Theo, what seems to be the problem

I really can't get a grip on yourself

 

Oh,

Theo where could she go

Theo where could she go

Theo where could she go...

 

You start you start oh you start running (x8)

 

Oh,

Theo where could she go (you start you start oh you start running)(x1000)

[Little Slide Rooter]

oK, new plan. Say [expletive] you Red Sox, you can have Casey Coleman or nothing. They back out and keep Theo for his final Year. During that year Theo trades us John Lester, Dustin Pedroia, and Jacoby Ellsbury for Alfonso Soriano, Carlos Zambrano, and Daewin Barney, and exercises Zs 19 mil 2012 team option just for good measures. When 2012 rolls around, Ricketts offer to Theo is still on the table. The end.

[Little Slide Rooter]

I'm a bit too drunk to piece the last several pages together. Aside from more fun with Nuts & Gum and davearm and the wu tang invasion, is there anything new to report?

[Omar]

I'm a bit too drunk to piece the last several pages together. Aside from more fun with Nuts & Gum and davearm and the wu tang invasion, is there anything new to report?

 

-Theo and Cubs have agreed to a 5-year contract ranging from $15-$20 million.

-Ben Cherrington has been told he's the next GM for Boston.

-Cubs and Red Sox cannot agree on compensation for Theo Epstein, since he has a 2012 option left in his contract, and thats what they are trading away

 

Bottom line: Red Sox are playing politics; its only a matter of time.

 

If you know all that already, then no, theres no real news to report.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Final thought of the night: we know about all the haggling going on, and them asking us for players and us not wanting to in, but do we know exactly they're asking for? If They're asking for Brett Jackson, Cshner, Szczur, or Castro, yeah, that's unreasonable on their part, but do we know for sure that they're not asking for a few guys from thr Flaherty, Jay Jackson, wellington csstillo and Alberto Canbrera catagory and Ricketts isn't budging? Just saying. That would make our side a bit unreasonable. Remember, most of what were heating is media speculation, so for all we know Jackson and Castros names never even came up to begin with.

[EpsteinCubs]

Do-It-Yourself Compensation For Theo Epstein Speculation

I stopped reading after

By Al Yellon

[17 Seconds]

ricketts needs to just stand his ground. no point on giving up anything of significant value. despite theo being under contract with boston, they still have zero leverage. with the entire shitstorm that has gone on in boston over the last couple weeks, there's no way they make it worse by holding theo hostage. he's ours and everyone knows it. cut the [expletive]

[Omar]

Do-It-Yourself Compensation For Theo Epstein Speculation

I stopped reading after

By Al Yellon

 

I'm surprised he has the HTML skills to make drop-down boxes.

[Backtobanks]

ricketts needs to just stand his ground. no point on giving up anything of significant value. despite theo being under contract with boston, they still have zero leverage. with the entire [expletive] that has gone on in boston over the last couple weeks, there's no way they make it worse by holding theo hostage. he's ours and everyone knows it. cut the [expletive]

 

You're absolutely right and yet some posters are saying "give them Brett Jackson", "give them whatever they want", etc. What are they going to do - let him sit in the corner and do nothing for the next year? Or better yet, let him continue to be the GM when he's pissed at the organization and would rather be in Chicago.

[C.C.]

So what's the scoop this morning anything new? Please be gentle I'm waking up from a bender.

 

 

Edit: Reading the last couple of pages. What happened to this thread? Did you people all drop X at the same time or something. Where are the mods to stop this nonsense? Can someone give me mod rights to properly get this thread back on track?