How about claiming Cano?

[Backtobanks]

In any case, I'm sure the Yankees aren't going to trade him, but it doesn't hurt or cost anything to make the call.

 

Well it also wouldn't hurt or cost anything for you to write Jessica Alba and ask her to go out with you. So why not go for it?

 

It might cost me a lot in alimony since my wife wouldn't approve.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Women just have no sense of humor at all !!

[Vanilla Ice]

In any case, I'm sure the Yankees aren't going to trade him, but it doesn't hurt or cost anything to make the call.

 

Well it also wouldn't hurt or cost anything for you to write Jessica Alba and ask her to go out with you. So why not go for it?

 

You could meet her at a dance and be like all "Wanna dance?" as a joke and then she'd be like "Sure."

Nice. I got that reference

[UMFan83]

hi yankees, this is jim hendry calling about your 26 year old, .850 ops-ing 2b. i was wondering if we could just have him. yeah, that's right...will you just give him to us? i know you're in the middle of a pennant chase right now, but i thought maybe you'd be interesting in just handing us one of your most productive position players. no? ok, well just something my buddies at nsbb were floating around. i guess it does sound pretty stupid when you say it out loud. bye.

 

dammit, he should have used the "c'mon we haven't won the world series in 101 and you've won 26" argument.

[doschi]

In any case, I'm sure the Yankees aren't going to trade him, but it doesn't hurt or cost anything to make the call.

 

Well it also wouldn't hurt or cost anything for you to write Jessica Alba and ask her to go out with you. So why not go for it?

 

It might cost me a lot in alimony since my wife wouldn't approve.

 

It's ok. I've heard rumors she has teh herps anyway.

[snoodmonger]

hi yankees, this is jim hendry calling about your 26 year old, .850 ops-ing 2b. i was wondering if we could just have him. yeah, that's right...will you just give him to us? i know you're in the middle of a pennant chase right now, but i thought maybe you'd be interesting in just handing us one of your most productive position players. no? ok, well just something my buddies at nsbb were floating around. i guess it does sound pretty stupid when you say it out loud. bye.

 

 

lol