08/01 CUBS (Zambrano) @ Florida (Badenhop) 6:10 CDT, WGN TV

[DiamondMind]

and hermida stares at marmol after marmol pumps his fist.

 

you're jeremy [expletive] hermida and he's carlos marmol you douche.

 

Any human being is gonna be pumped after getting out of that inning. He's not showing anyone up, he's excited.

 

what on earth are you talking about?

 

I'm saying Marmol's completely justified for showing some emotion. And Hermida is a jerk.

[Sammy Sofa]

I love you, tiny man.

[PrimeTime]

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[Little Slide Rooter]

Thank you Ryan. Thnk you. And thank you Jorge Cantu.

[Guest]

Nice job, Theriot.

[DiamondMind]

Wow that was a clutch hit, Ryan.

[Roast]

and hermida stares at marmol after marmol pumps his fist.

 

you're jeremy [expletive] hermida and he's carlos marmol you douche.

 

Any human being is gonna be pumped after getting out of that inning. He's not showing anyone up, he's excited.

 

what on earth are you talking about?

Marmol

 

I don't see what's confusing here?

[shnsajax]

RIOT-POWER!!!!!

 

Where the hell did that come from?

 

That might have been the hardest he has ever hit a ball in his life.

[Bruno7481]

Theriot has gone a long way to make the Cedeno/Theriot debate look ridiculous.

[DiamondMind]

and hermida stares at marmol after marmol pumps his fist.

 

you're jeremy [expletive] hermida and he's carlos marmol you douche.

 

Any human being is gonna be pumped after getting out of that inning. He's not showing anyone up, he's excited.

 

what on earth are you talking about?

Marmol

 

I don't see what's confusing here?

 

Yea, I have no clue what he's confused about either.

[UMFan83]

That was much much needed. Thanks Ryan, I can at least calm down a bit until Gregg walks the first batter in the bottom of the 9th.

[Sammy Sofa]

Did you see that ass slap? You can tell milton loves his teammates.

 

He's going to injure one of the midgets on this team with his monstrous high fives and powerful ass slaps.

[DiamondMind]

That was much much needed. Thanks Ryan, I can at least calm down a bit until Gregg walks the first batter in the bottom of the 9th.

 

Gregg's actually been the best arm out of the pen lately, imo. Hopefully that trend continues. Just PLEASE no walks.

[PrimeTime]

FukuOBP

[Guest]

FYI - Geovany Soto is batting 3rd and DHing for the AZL Cubs.

[Sammy Sofa]

I love Fukudome as the #1 hitter.

[Little Slide Rooter]

So how serious is Zs back if anyone knows?

[cubweiser03]

Did you see that ass slap? You can tell milton loves his teammates.

Milton gets jacked up about a walk, scoring a run is like an orgasm.

[Roast]

Did you see that ass slap? You can tell milton loves his teammates.

 

He's going to injure one of the midgets on this team with his monstrous high fives and powerful ass slaps.

"Fontenot placed on 15 Day DL with shattered tailbone, suffered during a celebratory ass-slap from teammate milton bradley"

[Sammy Sofa]

Whew.

[shnsajax]

Did you see that ass slap? You can tell milton loves his teammates.

 

I noticed that too, Baker is going to have a 5 finger hand print on his rear for a couple of days.

[mul21]

Man, he made an out before I had a chance to ask for harden or Wells to hit instead of Hoff.

[Roast]

FYI - Geovany Soto is batting 3rd and DHing for the AZL Cubs.

Gives him time to light up while the team is in the field

 

/bad ganja joke

[Fred Hornkohl]

I love Fukudome as the #1 hitter.

 

I say he's a keeper......

 

Fukudome           AB    R    H   2b   3b   HR  RBI   BB   SO     BA    OBP    SLG    OPS  BABIP  P/PA   IsoD   RBI%
batting 1st        63   12   21    5    3    1   11   10    8  0.333  0.413  0.556  0.969  0.370  4.26  0.080  0.417

[OleMissCub]

Did you see that ass slap? You can tell milton loves his teammates.

Milton gets jacked up about a walk, scoring a run is like an orgasm.

 

He's definitely Pete Rose-ish in that regard.