7/13: Home Run Derby Thread

[ELCABALLO45]

This Albert Pujols love fest is making me sick.

 

Even tho he does deserve it.

[Keener98]

So just turned this on, has it been the Pujols [expletive] sucking fest that Ive imagined it would be?

[JimSorgi]

Hey guys, did you know Cardinal fans are the best thing ever?

[mjohnson71]

God do I hate Chris Berman.

 

Even worse: Joe Morgan is there.

 

Boy, I never knew he played baseball. Morgan never talks about his days as a player.

[Coach C]

I hope they hit those 3 "MasterCard" signs as much as possible to bankrupt them......

[Keener98]

Oh for fucks sake swing the bat

[Coach C]

Get that stooge off, plz.

[OleMissCub]

sorry, you don't get sh*t. get lost.

[Coach C]

That's possibly the lamest 5 minute I ever seen.

[Roast]

stupid pujols.

[Roast]

What, was that pitch too hot for you, Molina?

[OleMissCub]

just hit homers please. enough of this hogwash. for effs sake. just get on with it.

[Coach C]

sorry, you don't get sh*t. get lost.

 

I lol'ed.

[ELCABALLO45]

So if I was a kid wearing a Brewer helmet for Prince. And he wins, can I ask to take Erin Andrews home instead?

[JimSorgi]

just hit homers please. enough of this hogwash. for effs sake. just get on with it.

eh, at least we got to see some Erin Andrews

[OleMissCub]

i don't know what rules more, the homers or the kids in the outfield epic-failing on national TV.

[Roast]

So if I was a kid wearing a Brewer helmet for Prince. And he wins, can I ask to take Erin Andrews home instead?

:-))

[Coach C]

Cruz got in a nice groove now.

[BCVM22]

Nice round for Cruz.

[DiamondMind]

So who picked Nelson Cruz to win?

[OleMissCub]

Glad to see Stan the Man getting some love.

[Coach C]

I do hope that Fielder and Pujols go to the final round, and jack up alot of HR's, which would almost render them usless in the 2nd half.....

[Roast]

I do hope that Fielder and Pujols go to the final round, and jack up alot of HR's, which would almost render them usless in the 2nd half.....

With as much of that massive body as fielder puts behind each swing, he'll peter out by the end of the second round.

[DiamondMind]

Pujols is such an awesome guy. Why does he have to be a Cardinal... :(

[Roast]

Pujols talking about the importance of taking walks :(