Food for thought

[Post Count Padder]

Not a thread about food. Hypothetically, if we were to just blow up the team, what trades could we make for young talent? I know this would never happen but it's curious to see what we could get in return for our current players. What trades would you make that could realistically be completed?

 

Discuss.

[Rusch33]

Derrek Lee for a carton of marlboros.

[cubbyvirus00]

Lee, Ramirez, and Soriano for a box of used condoms

[B]

Sign me. I could do right handed Fukucopters everytime I strike out.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Fukudome for a trunk full of dead hookers.

[cubs121]

lol this thread is awesome so far.. i would continue it but just not in the mood of it. :D

[cbbryan]

Derrek Lee for a carton of marlboros.

 

 

Smoke the Marlboros, sue because of cancer, buy the TB Rays with the settlement money and relocate them to Chicago.

[mul21]

They don't need to blow it up. They need to send Fuku back to Japan, sign Manny and hit him 3rd. The you set the lineup like this:

 

Theriot/Johnson

DeRosa

Manny

Aramis

DLee

Soriano

Soto

Pie/Theriot

 

Soriano quits whining and plays RF and hits 6th. Not that I'm a Soriano hater or think he's been a problem thus far, but that's just the best usage for him if they were to sign Manny.

[Keener98]

They don't need to blow it up. They need to send Fuku back to Japan, sign Manny and hit him 3rd. The you set the lineup like this:

 

Theriot/Johnson

DeRosa

Manny

Aramis

DLee

Soriano

Soto

Pie/Theriot

 

Soriano quits whining and plays RF and hits 6th. Not that I'm a Soriano hater or think he's been a problem thus far, but that's just the best usage for him if they were to sign Manny.

 

Soriano in RF would be a nightmare. Rf at Wrigley is harder to play than LF think about that.

[cbbryan]

They don't need to blow it up. They need to send Fuku back to Japan, sign Manny and hit him 3rd. The you set the lineup like this:

 

Theriot/Johnson

DeRosa

Manny

Aramis

DLee

Soriano

Soto

Pie/Theriot

 

Soriano quits whining and plays RF and hits 6th. Not that I'm a Soriano hater or think he's been a problem thus far, but that's just the best usage for him if they were to sign Manny.

 

Soriano in RF would be a nightmare. Rf at Wrigley is harder to play than LF think about that.

 

Soriano has mad hops though. He'd be fine.

[splintersag]

They don't need to blow it up. They need to send Fuku back to Japan, sign Manny and hit him 3rd. The you set the lineup like this:

 

Theriot/Johnson

DeRosa

Manny

Aramis

DLee

Soriano

Soto

Pie/Theriot

 

Soriano quits whining and plays RF and hits 6th. Not that I'm a Soriano hater or think he's been a problem thus far, but that's just the best usage for him if they were to sign Manny.

 

Soriano in RF would be a nightmare. Rf at Wrigley is harder to play than LF think about that.

LF is enough of an adventure for Alfonso, no way he'll be able to play right.

[Cynosure]

Not a thread about food. Hypothetically, if we were to just blow up the team, what trades could we make for young talent? I know this would never happen but it's curious to see what we could get in return for our current players. What trades would you make that could realistically be completed?

 

Discuss.

 

Soriano before he gets grays.