LOL @ Z

[David]

"I like to play the White Sox,'' Big Z said before the game. ''It's good when every time I go to U.S. Cellular or Comiskey or whatever the name of that ballpark is, people start screaming, calling you all kind of things. That's good.''

 

Like how, Carlos?

 

''Sometimes I'm in the outfield, and they say, 'Hey, you!' and bad words. 'You're a homosexual!'I say, 'Well, I'm going to show them if I'm a homosexual on the mound.' That's kind of like the good feelings between the Cubs and Sox.''

 

 

lawl

[Bixby]

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[treebird]

oh no carlos is going to try to have sex with a woman on the mound

[snoodmonger]

oh no carlos is going to try to have sex with a woman on the mound

 

it will be difficult to pull that off w/o balking.

[Roast]

oh no carlos is going to try to have sex with a woman on the mound

HOT

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

oh no carlos is going to try to have sex with a woman on the mound

 

it will be difficult to pull that off w/o balking.

 

awesome!

[CubbieBum]

oh no carlos is going to try to have sex with a woman on the mound

 

it will be difficult to pull that off w/o balking.

 

just do it sideways on the mound and you will never balk

[Balsa]

oh no carlos is going to try to have sex with a woman on the mound

 

it will be difficult to pull that off w/o balking.

=D>

[BleacherBadger]

oh no carlos is going to try to have sex with a woman on the mound

 

it will be difficult to pull that off w/o balking.

 

I see no problem as long as the he keeps contact on the rubber and delivers all the way home.

 

Bada Bing! I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

[justin23iu]

"I like to play the White Sox,'' Big Z said before the game. ''It's good when every time I go to U.S. Cellular or Comiskey or whatever the name of that ballpark is, people start screaming, calling you all kind of things. That's good.''

 

Like how, Carlos?

 

''Sometimes I'm in the outfield, and they say, 'Hey, you!' and bad words. 'You're a homosexual!'I say, 'Well, I'm going to show them if I'm a homosexual on the mound.' That's kind of like the good feelings between the Cubs and Sox.''

 

 

lawl

 

I'm happy you posted this, because I read the Trib's story last night with the same quote, but they edited out the homosexual part. Without that, it's only half as funny.

[ConstableRabbit]

http://susanmernit.com/blog/images/rainierwolfcastle-aka-mcbain.gif

 

"Maybe you are all homosexuals too!"

[TruffleShuffle]

not exactly p.c. comments from zambrano, but hilarious nonetheless.

 

i also enjoyed his remark about "whatever the name of that ballpark is"

[Post Count Padder]

oh no carlos is going to try to have sex with a woman on the mound

:lol:

[TruffleShuffle]

oh no carlos is going to try to have sex with a woman on the mound

 

there's no try. if carlos wants to have sex with a woman on the mound, carlos WILL have sex with a woman on the mound.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I think Carlos will take it one step further and have sex with multiple women while on the mound. In fact, it could be a new promotion. Every half inning, one lucky woman will be selected from the fans to be allowed to go on the field and have sex with Zambrano on the mound.

[Fred Hornkohl]

I think Carlos will take it one step further and have sex with multiple women while on the mound. In fact, it could be a new promotion. Every half inning, one lucky woman will be selected from the fans to be allowed to go on the field and have sex with Zambrano on the mound.

 

pics ?

[CubbieBum]

I think Carlos will take it one step further and have sex with multiple women while on the mound. In fact, it could be a new promotion. Every half inning, one lucky woman will be selected from the fans to be allowed to go on the field and have sex with Zambrano on the mound.

 

pics ?

 

do you really want pics with Z naked in them?

[BleacherBadger]

I think Carlos will take it one step further and have sex with multiple women while on the mound. In fact, it could be a new promotion. Every half inning, one lucky woman will be selected from the fans to be allowed to go on the field and have sex with Zambrano on the mound.

 

It also may or may not invovle some ice cubs and a 9 iron, or a water buffalo (alive or stuffed, preferribly stuffed for safety reasons), or he may bring back the ice cubes, but switch it over to a pitching wedge.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I think Carlos will take it one step further and have sex with multiple women while on the mound. In fact, it could be a new promotion. Every half inning, one lucky woman will be selected from the fans to be allowed to go on the field and have sex with Zambrano on the mound.

 

pics ?

 

do you really want pics with Z naked in them?

 

 

Oh yeah, baby!

[TruffleShuffle]

I think Carlos will take it one step further and have sex with multiple women while on the mound. In fact, it could be a new promotion. Every half inning, one lucky woman will be selected from the fans to be allowed to go on the field and have sex with Zambrano on the mound.

 

It also may or may not invovle some ice cubs and a 9 iron, or a water buffalo (alive or stuffed, preferribly stuffed for safety reasons), or he may bring back the ice cubes, but switch it over to a pitching wedge.

 

can i borrow your towel? my car just hit a water buffalo.