5/26 Dodgers (Billingsley) @ Losers (Dempster) 1:20 WGNTV

[Butterscup1679666578]

all edmonds can do is hit lazy ass fly balls.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

And Edmonds' negative 20 OPS+ continues to fall

[cheapseats]

EDMONDS BOMB!

[emoore]

Wow Soto is slow! I think someone would have to break their leg before Soto gets an infield hit.

[anabiono]

Here's a comment from DodgerBlues from a poster named Shawn Green's Foreskin:

 

Mark's Weeney needs to get back on the amphetamines.

 

He can't hit without them, and if he fails the drug test, who cares, that's the easiest way to get him off the roster.

 

Seems like a mature crowd over there.

 

 

It's a fun group for those who have a sense of humor and aren't easily offended.

 

while i do enjoy this board, i would really love there to be a no holds barred cubs forum...

 

oh well...maybe i should start one!

 

:stickman:

[Fred Hornkohl]

BOTTOM OF THE SECOND INNING

 

Soto grounded out to second, 1-4-3

Edmonds flied out to shallow right center field

DeRosa struck out swinging

 

0 runs 0 hits 0 errors 0 men left on base

 

                1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9              R  H  E
Los Angeles     0 0                            0  1  0
CUBS            2 0                            2  1  0

 

Home runs:

Los Angeles: none

CUBS: D Lee (12)

 

Los Angeles    IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Billingsley   2.0  0  0  0  1  1  0  23

 

CUBS           IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Dempster      2.0  1  0  0  1  1  0  23

[Fred Hornkohl]

           Los Angeles            CUBS
P/PA              3.29            2.88
RBI%              0.00            1.00
R/BR              0.00            1.00
BA               0.167           0.143
OBP              0.286           0.250
SLG              0.167           0.571
OPS              0.452           0.821
ERA               0.00            0.00
BB/9              4.50            4.50
K/9               4.50            4.50

[Outshined_One]

oh well...maybe i should start one!

 

:stickman:

 

Cubs.com already beat you to it.

 

Also, the dude in the bathrobe in the AM/PM commercial looks like Josh Brolin in No Country for Old Men.

[David]

Here's a comment from DodgerBlues from a poster named Shawn Green's Foreskin:

 

Mark's Weeney needs to get back on the amphetamines.

 

He can't hit without them, and if he fails the drug test, who cares, that's the easiest way to get him off the roster.

 

Seems like a mature crowd over there.

 

 

It's a fun group for those who have a sense of humor and aren't easily offended.

 

while i do enjoy this board, i would really love there to be a no holds barred cubs forum...

 

oh well...maybe i should start one!

 

:stickman:

 

Desipio is the closest you'll get to that, but I am just not a fan for some reason.

[anabiono]

oh well...maybe i should start one!

 

:stickman:

 

Cubs.com already beat you to it.

 

Also, the dude in the bathrobe in the AM/PM commercial looks like Josh Brolin in No Country for Old Men.

 

no way mang...all of the mlb.com forums are set up horrendously...

 

i am talking about a well maintained board just like this one, only a pretty much anything goes environment...

 

if any of you have ever been to ateaseweb.com

 

it would be something along those lines only baseball and not radiohead

[illiniguy]

Wow Soto is slow! I think someone would have to break their leg before Soto gets an infield hit.

Inside the Parker.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Maza grounded out to short, 1-6-3

[Fred Hornkohl]

Billingsley grounded out to second, 4-3

[Outshined_One]

Wow Soto is slow! I think someone would have to break their leg before Soto gets an infield hit.

Inside the Parker.

 

Didn't Damian Miller hit an insider the park HR against the Cubs a few years ago when he was with the Diamondbacks?

[Fred Hornkohl]

TOP OF THE THIRD INNING

 

Maza grounded out to short, 1-6-3

Billingsley grounded out to second, 4-3

Pierre grounded out to third, 5-3

 

0 runs 0 hits 0 errors 0 men left on base

 

                1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9              R  H  E
Los Angeles     0 0 0                          0  1  0
CUBS            2 0                            2  1  0

 

Home runs:

Los Angeles: none

CUBS: D Lee (12)

 

Los Angeles    IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Billingsley   2.0  1  2  2  1  1  1  23

 

CUBS           IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Dempster      3.0  1  0  0  1  1  0  36

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS have outscored the opponents 39-15 in the 3rd inning

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Outshined_One]

Bill: "Hey Larry, what did you do this weekend?"

Joe: "I headed for the mountains of Busch!"

Bill: "You got drunk?"

Joe: "Damn straight! I also got a ticket for public urination and punched a cop. It was awesome."

[erik316wttn]

Demp with a soft liner to SS. 1 down.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Dempster flied out to shortstop

[erik316wttn]

Soriano with a long foul onto Waveland.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Soriano struck out swinging

[erik316wttn]

Soriano K's. Of course.

[erik316wttn]

Riot grounds out. Inning over.

[Fred Hornkohl]

BOTTOM OF THE THIRD INNING

 

Dempster lined out to shortstop

Soriano struck out swinging

Theriot grounded out to third, 5-3

 

0 runs 0 hits 0 errors 0 men left on base

 

                1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9              R  H  E
Los Angeles     0 0 0                          0  1  0
CUBS            2 0 0                          2  1  0

 

Home runs:

Los Angeles: none

CUBS: D Lee (12)

 

Los Angeles    IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Billingsley   3.0  1  2  2  1  2  1  32

 

CUBS           IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Dempster      3.0  1  0  0  1  1  0  36

[Fred Hornkohl]

           Los Angeles            CUBS
P/PA              3.60            2.91