So what do I get for being a good husband...

[Abe Frohman]

OK, now this incredibly uncomfortable.

 

I could live the rest of my life happily without another poster here making assertions about his kid's dangly bits.

 

He's literally got three legs. It's just jokes, Mojo. :grin:

[imb]

shut up, roast

[Roast]

shut up, roast

[OleMissCub]

shut up, roast

 

for some reason I read this in the tone of Powers Boothe's character in Tombstone when he says "Shut up, Ike."

[Jehrico]

You took one for the team Abe, way to go.

What! You can't commend that type of behavior. Bad boy. No dinner for you.

Exactly. Don't set precedent for the rest of us.

 

You know what Abe's wife has? A man for a husband.

 

this

You know what Jehrico and I have? A sense of humor.

I don't know about you, but I have the sense of humor of a 10 year old.

[Tracer Bullet]

You took one for the team Abe, way to go.

What! You can't commend that type of behavior. Bad boy. No dinner for you.

Exactly. Don't set precedent for the rest of us.

 

You know what Abe's wife has? A man for a husband.

 

this

You know what Jehrico and I have? A sense of humor.

 

All evidence to the contrary...

[Tracer Bullet]

Beautiful kids, Abe. You are real lucky. I'd be afraid that if I had a kid it'd have three arms or be a mutant or something. :-(

 

Thanks OMC, I have him swinging lefty off a tee now, and he's three. He'll be swinging like bosshogg's kid before long.

 

My 3-year-old is hitting soft toss already. He throws with either hand equally well (though a little more frequently with his right). Is it too early to start teaching him to swing left-handed too?

[Abe Frohman]

My 3-year-old is hitting soft toss already. He throws with either hand equally well (though a little more frequently with his right). Is it too early to start teaching him to swing left-handed too?

 

I don't saturate him with drills, but work with him maybe once a week. He is still distracted a little. My daughter (almost 5) can absolutely rip - and she does it from the left side naturally. I give him soft toss, but I think he's just not real ready to hit a moving ball. The tee is working pretty good for now - and I'm making him swing lefty because if Ted Williams can do it.... nevermind.

[Careless]

Beautiful kids, Abe. You are real lucky. I'd be afraid that if I had a kid it'd have three arms or be a mutant or something. :-(

 

Thanks OMC, I have him swinging lefty off a tee now, and he's three. He'll be swinging like bosshogg's kid before long.

 

My 3-year-old is hitting soft toss already. He throws with either hand equally well (though a little more frequently with his right). Is it too early to start teaching him to swing left-handed too?

get that switch hitting going!

[Tracer Bullet]

My 3-year-old is hitting soft toss already. He throws with either hand equally well (though a little more frequently with his right). Is it too early to start teaching him to swing left-handed too?

 

I don't saturate him with drills, but work with him maybe once a week. He is still distracted a little. My daughter (almost 5) can absolutely rip - and she does it from the left side naturally. I give him soft toss, but I think he's just not real ready to hit a moving ball. The tee is working pretty good for now - and I'm making him swing lefty because if Ted Williams can do it.... nevermind.

 

I'm not really working wit him, but when I get home from work or on the weekends, all he wants to do is play baseball. We've gone to a couple of minor league games up here this year and he'll watch at least 75-80% of the game. He seems to be really into it so I'll go out and toss the ball to him all he wants.

[Mizzou]

You know what Jehrico and I have? A sense of humor.

What! You can't commend that type of behavior. Bad boy. No dinner for you.

:-s

[Wheelimus]

You're actually lucky. I checked the Magic 8 Ball and it said if you would have went disaster would have happened. Something about you fighting for a homerun ball and being shoved over the basket and drug off of Wrigley Field while you cry about the whole "broken leg" thing.

 

Good call. :good:

[IheartMBnDL]

unless you married your mom, you shouldn't have had to stay home with your wife on mother's day.

 

when I marry my girlfriend someday and she starts having kids and working 'round the clock to take of them with me, I imagine I'll disagree with your idea even less than I do now :)

 

oh you are gonna get so lucky ... and very soon!! :)

 

Shoot, If I were Abe's wife, I woulda made him take me with him...

[Abe Frohman]

 

oh you are gonna get so lucky ... and very soon!! :)

 

Shoot, If I were Abe's wife, I woulda made him take me with him...

 

Electron, I want you and this young lady to tie that sacred knot - and hold on to God's unchanging hand. Cause He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, He helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.

[javy knows my name]

 

oh you are gonna get so lucky ... and very soon!! :)

 

Shoot, If I were Abe's wife, I woulda made him take me with him...

 

Electron, I want you and this young lady to tie that sacred knot - and hold on to God's unchanging hand. Cause He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, He helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.

This is the most bizarre post ever

[IheartMBnDL]

 

Electron, I want you and this young lady to tie that sacred knot - and hold on to God's unchanging hand. Cause He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, He helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.

This is the most bizarre post ever

 

I agree... with both the post and the reply to the post! :)

Tell him to hurry up and marry me... i'm all for that ;)

[Chocolate Milk]

i know. in the real world, the diamond companies guilt toddlers (read: husbands) into buying expensive jewelry for their mom (read: wife) for mother's day.

 

Virgin alert.

[Abe Frohman]

This is the most bizarre post ever

 

Some of you need to go watch "Coming to America." It really is a great movie.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

This is the most bizarre post ever

 

Some of you need to go watch "Coming to America." It really is a great movie.

yes and made when Eddie Murphy still had a sense of humor. if it makes you feel better, when I saw your post the first thing that came to mind was Randy Watson. that boy's good

[Abe Frohman]

Yeah, good and terrible.

[Hosak8]

This is the most bizarre post ever

 

Some of you need to go watch "Coming to America." It really is a great movie.

 

Maybe you should have written it thusly:

 

"He helped GILLLLI-gan get off the island."

 

Best. Comedy. Ever.

[Abe Frohman]

 

Maybe you should have written it thusly:

 

"He helped GILLLLI-gan get off the island."

 

Best. Comedy. Ever.

 

I think it was more like "GILLLLI-gaaaaaan." With the head tilt, lean back, and really stick those teeth out there...