Jacque Jones Deal to Marlins is Off Because of Hendry

[reds44]

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Jesus.

 

Got any paper bags?

Just pull the hats down.

[E.J.]

ESPN 1000 just mentioned this rumor on the update. I think we can start buying into it by now... it seems legit.

 

They've probably just been reading this thread? Did them mention the Cubs are getting a mermaid back?

[don_kessinger_was_good]

Pssst...........my sources tell me the Cubs are about to sign Jason Schmidt for 3 years, $44MM. You heard it here first. I have the inside dope.

As a person that expects others to take your claims of having knowledge about KC at face value, I'd expect a bit more suspension of disbelief on your part.

 

I heard baseball talk from Royals people that indicated they were gung-ho on getting a bat, instead of an arm, when all the mock drafts and pundits were shouting Porcello or others. I was told Wieters and late in the game, they were looking at Moustakas, and posted the same. Sorry if you find this uncredible. I also don't believe I started any threads professing my great "inside dope." I was very interested in KC's choices because of the impact it would have on the Cubs' pick.

[killthegoat06]

ESPN 1000 just mentioned this rumor on the update. I think we can start buying into it by now... it seems legit.

 

Maybe they got it from here. :wink:

[son of sanford and son]

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Meh.

 

Are you kidding me?

 

7.5/10

 

I guess there's no accounting for taste, right?

[RonnieWooWooSanto]

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Jesus.

 

Look at what you started!

[Alfonso Soriano]

http://www.marlinbaseball.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=74836&view=findpost&p=1454905

They are making fun of us.

[moorecg]

http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/fla/images/fan_forum/mermaids/y2007/im_mermaids_581_070525.jpg

 

They could take me under the sea any time...

[jersey cubs fan]

http://montebubbles.net/Flyers/sept30/tn_MERMAID_136_M23-136c.jpg

[Guest]

Pssst...........my sources tell me the Cubs are about to sign Jason Schmidt for 3 years, $44MM. You heard it here first. I have the inside dope.

As a person that expects others to take your claims of having knowledge about KC at face value, I'd expect a bit more suspension of disbelief on your part.

 

I heard baseball talk from Royals people that indicated they were gung-ho on getting a bat, instead of an arm, when all the mock drafts and pundits were shouting Porcello or others. I was told Wieters and late in the game, they were looking at Moustakas, and posted the same. Sorry if you find this uncredible. I also don't believe I started any threads professing my great "inside dope." I was very interested in KC's choices because of the impact it would have on the Cubs' pick.

You took that the completely opposite of how it was intended.

[The Voice of Reason]

ESPN 1000 just mentioned this rumor on the update. I think we can start buying into it by now... it seems legit.

 

Their "source" is probably this thread.

[jjgman21]

fwiw, from mlbtraderumors

 

UPDATE: Several readers heard reports to the same effect by Hank Goldberg of 560 WQAM out of Miami (the Marlins' flagship station).

[Rob]

http://static.flickr.com/21/97948439_d8d50bac28_o.jpg

Meh.

 

Are you kidding me?

 

What?

 

Those girls are classic examples of "Butterface" syndrome.

[BeerHere]

http://static.flickr.com/21/97948439_d8d50bac28_o.jpg

Meh.

seconded

[killthegoat06]

http://www.marlinbaseball.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=74836&view=findpost&p=1454905

They are making fun of us.

 

THey, who are excited to get jones, are making fun of us? Preposterous.

[son of sanford and son]

http://montebubbles.net/Flyers/sept30/tn_MERMAID_136_M23-136c.jpg

 

That's more like it!

 

(the one on the left)

[reds44]

fwiw, from mlbtraderumors

 

UPDATE: Several readers heard reports to the same effect by Hank Goldberg of 560 WQAM out of Miami (the Marlins' flagship station).

That source is still trash. They are getting it from this thread or the marlins thread.

[Chocolate Milk]

http://static.flickr.com/21/97948439_d8d50bac28_o.jpg

Meh.

 

Are you kidding me?

 

What?

 

Those girls are classic examples of "Butterface" syndrome.

 

This guy knows things.

[Burtonbell]

Um...Sticky?

 

 

 

 

 

(I understand all the potential with that one! :P )

[Alfonso Soriano]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbcN31L-qc

[Brian]

The Marlins thread now has video of the mermaids, but it's zoomed out quite a bit :(

[badger1679666666]

The chick on the left's face got beaten with the ugly stick a little. She's definitely meh, only because her body is kicking. The one on the right is better but still isn't all that. There are hotter marlin mermaids than those two.

[Dirt Dog Sparly]

http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/fla/images/mermaids/y2005/ph_mermaids_2005_581x300.jpg

[IWU_CUBS_FAN]

http://static.flickr.com/21/97948439_d8d50bac28_o.jpg

Meh.

seconded

like to see them photoshopped wit the bag that sox fan had on over their face...haha...but seriously...WOW

[BeerHere]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbcN31L-qc

 

Does the guy's phone not have a zoom for Pete's sake???????? I need a regular rhythm dammit!