Who has the best injured reserve?

[Quakers]

(In jest :D )

 

I think I have a commanding lead in this all important category with both of my Johnsons (yes, I am unique in that I have two, many people just have one or none :pl: ), are on the disabled list. Both of my Johnsons are quite impressive,or so I have been told.

 

Anyone think otherwise. We can keep this topic running to see who has the best reserve as the season progresses.

[Guest]

I believe I set the all-time great IR last year with Pujols, Sheffield & Halladay as my three guys on IR at the same time (briefly).

[abuck1220]

whatever the category is, tim and raw are the best. that's all there is to it.

[Chris]

whatever the category is, tim and raw are the best. that's all there is to it.

 

:lol:

[Guest]

whatever the category is, tim and raw are the best. that's all there is to it.

Like average points scored or wins over the past three years? :D

[BigbadB]

My one Peter, er....I mean Pedro, :D is better than your two Johnsons. You lose.

[Guest]

whoever has liriano wins.

[abuck1220]

whatever the category is, tim and raw are the best. that's all there is to it.

 

*with the exception of championships.

[Guest]

whatever the category is, tim and raw are the best. that's all there is to it.

 

*with the exception of championships.

Yeah, but I'm the best in the regular season, when it really matters. :lol:

[abuck1220]

whatever the category is, tim and raw are the best. that's all there is to it.

 

*with the exception of championships.

Yeah, but I'm the best in the regular season, when it really matters. :lol:

 

i thought i had the most regular season points last year...

[Guest]

whatever the category is, tim and raw are the best. that's all there is to it.

 

*with the exception of championships.

Yeah, but I'm the best in the regular season, when it really matters. :lol:

 

i thought i had the most regular season points last year...

I'm talking over the past three years. Consistency is key!

[NCCubFan]

whoever has liriano wins.

That would be me. So far he's my only injured player, but he'll be helping my DL all year. :D

[abuck1220]

whatever the category is, tim and raw are the best. that's all there is to it.

 

*with the exception of championships.

Yeah, but I'm the best in the regular season, when it really matters. :lol:

 

i thought i had the most regular season points last year...

I'm talking over the past three years. Consistency is key!

 

sorry...i can't remember back that long. my memory only goes back as far as my two titles...

[Guest]

whatever the category is, tim and raw are the best. that's all there is to it.

 

*with the exception of championships.

Yeah, but I'm the best in the regular season, when it really matters. :lol:

 

i thought i had the most regular season points last year...

I'm talking over the past three years. Consistency is key!

 

sorry...i can't remember back that long. my memory only goes back as far as my two titles...

My three straight appearances in the championship game are pretty clear in my memory.

[Quakers]

The reason I brought this topic up is that some of you have been acting a bit peculiar lately, and well I thought that maybe...So I checked the leagues roster page and yes my fears were confirmed. Some of you are Johnsonless. It seems that Abuck won the championship without a Johnson last season. So seeing how that I have two impressive Johnsons, I thought it might be christian-like to offer you one of them. After all most of you are quite apparently suffering from Johnson envy. But the more I thought about it, the less I liked the idea. Even though I am blessed with two superb Johnsons on my injured reserve, asking any man to depart with his Johnson is asking a lot. Besides, I am not sure I like the idea of any of you handling my Johnson. Call me old fashioned , but a guy should not be giving his Johnson to just anyone.

 

But I must admit having just one Pedro, especially the quality of that Pedro, is also impressive.

[Guest]

I bet my injured Johnson is both bigger and better than either of yours!

[Quakers]

I bet my injured Johnson is both bigger and better than either of yours!

 

:)

True, at almost 7 feet, your Johnson is probably bigger. But last year I had three Johnsons. Randy, Josh, and Reed. I didn't know that Randy (a perfect name for a Johnson) was injured this spring. Has your Johnson been abused or is he just getting old? Modern medicine is amazing, I bet they have something to get your Johnson in working order in no time.

 

Also, the thing that is impressive about Pedro is that he always proved that size is just not that important, its how its used. For a little guy, Pedro could really get the job done.

Edited March 13, 2007 by Quakers

[Guest]

I bet my injured Johnson is both bigger and better than either of yours!

 

:)

True, although last year I had three Johnsons. Randy, Josh, and Reed. I didn't know that Randy (a perfect name for a Johnson) was injured this spring. Has your Johnson been abused or is he just getting old? Modern medicine is amazing, I bet they have something to get your Johnson in working order in no time.

 

The thing that is impressive about Pedro is that he always proved that size is just not that important, its how its used. For a little guy, Pedro could really get the job done.

 

ok, I can say with all certainty this is now the worst thread ever.

[Quakers]

I bet my injured Johnson is both bigger and better than either of yours!

 

:)

True, although last year I had three Johnsons. Randy, Josh, and Reed. I didn't know that Randy (a perfect name for a Johnson) was injured this spring. Has your Johnson been abused or is he just getting old? Modern medicine is amazing, I bet they have something to get your Johnson in working order in no time.

 

The thing that is impressive about Pedro is that he always proved that size is just not that important, its how its used. For a little guy, Pedro could really get the job done.

 

ok, I can say with all certainty this is now the worst thread ever.

 

The worst...nah

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

While this is a bad thread, it's not even close to the worst.

[Chris]

Magic...

[Guest]

I bet my injured Johnson is both bigger and better than either of yours!

 

:)

True, at almost 7 feet, your Johnson is probably bigger. But last year I had three Johnsons. Randy, Josh, and Reed. I didn't know that Randy (a perfect name for a Johnson) was injured this spring. Has your Johnson been abused or is he just getting old? Modern medicine is amazing, I bet they have something to get your Johnson in working order in no time.

 

Also, the thing that is impressive about Pedro is that he always proved that size is just not that important, its how its used. For a little guy, Pedro could really get the job done.

Uh...my Johnson is stiff too often!

[Quakers]

I bet my injured Johnson is both bigger and better than either of yours!

 

:)

True, at almost 7 feet, your Johnson is probably bigger. But last year I had three Johnsons. Randy, Josh, and Reed. I didn't know that Randy (a perfect name for a Johnson) was injured this spring. Has your Johnson been abused or is he just getting old? Modern medicine is amazing, I bet they have something to get your Johnson in working order in no time.

 

Also, the thing that is impressive about Pedro is that he always proved that size is just not that important, its how its used. For a little guy, Pedro could really get the job done.

Uh...my Johnson is stiff too often!

 

Tim, I saw on TV once that if your Johnson is stiff for over 4 hours that you better consult a physician:)

 

BTW - How long until the season starts? I am getting bored.

[Guest]

I bet my injured Johnson is both bigger and better than either of yours!

 

:)

True, at almost 7 feet, your Johnson is probably bigger. But last year I had three Johnsons. Randy, Josh, and Reed. I didn't know that Randy (a perfect name for a Johnson) was injured this spring. Has your Johnson been abused or is he just getting old? Modern medicine is amazing, I bet they have something to get your Johnson in working order in no time.

 

Also, the thing that is impressive about Pedro is that he always proved that size is just not that important, its how its used. For a little guy, Pedro could really get the job done.

Uh...my Johnson is stiff too often!

 

Tim, I saw on TV once that if your Johnson is stiff for over 4 hours that you better consult a physician:)

 

BTW - How long until the season starts? I am getting bored.

yeah, I found a problem with having an early draft. It's a looonggg time between the draft and the start of the season.

[Guest]

I bet my injured Johnson is both bigger and better than either of yours!

 

:)

True, at almost 7 feet, your Johnson is probably bigger. But last year I had three Johnsons. Randy, Josh, and Reed. I didn't know that Randy (a perfect name for a Johnson) was injured this spring. Has your Johnson been abused or is he just getting old? Modern medicine is amazing, I bet they have something to get your Johnson in working order in no time.

 

Also, the thing that is impressive about Pedro is that he always proved that size is just not that important, its how its used. For a little guy, Pedro could really get the job done.

Uh...my Johnson is stiff too often!

 

Tim, I saw on TV once that if your Johnson is stiff for over 4 hours that you better consult a physician:)

 

BTW - How long until the season starts? I am getting bored.

yeah, I found a problem with having an early draft. It's a looonggg time between the draft and the start of the season.

 

you should be enjoying all the extra time to complain. :D