And the nominees for today's Yogi Berra award...

[muskie]

From Notes: Wood to test shoulder Sunday:

 

"The doctor told me it would be eight weeks," Pagan said. "Unfortunately, it took two months."

[BigbadB]

Nice!

[soccer10k]

Purely awesome.

[Roast]

Wow....hahahah

[impaler_240]

Brian Fantana: [Talking about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. time to musk up.

[opens cologne cabinet]

 

Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

 

Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

 

Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.

Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.

 

Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

 

Brian Fantana: Yep.

 

Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

 

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

[cheesy grin]

 

Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.

 

Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see is we can make this little kitty purr.

[snarls]

 

 

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