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Betcha Maddux makes 'em look silly.

 

By pantsing them as they circle the bases?

 

???huh??? No dictionary entry for pantsing. What do you mean?

 

As in they are wearing pants, Maddux sneaks up behind, and they now have pants around their ankles.

 

Ah, as in "de-pantsing" them?

 

Yeah, I've heard both ways. I probably prefer the latter, but didn't feel like reaching for 3 more keystrokes.

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Betcha Maddux makes 'em look silly.

 

By pantsing them as they circle the bases?

 

???huh??? No dictionary entry for pantsing. What do you mean?

 

You just need the right dictionary.

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Betcha Maddux makes 'em look silly.

 

By pantsing them as they circle the bases?

 

???huh??? No dictionary entry for pantsing. What do you mean?

 

As in they are wearing pants, Maddux sneaks up behind, and they now have pants around their ankles.

 

Ah, as in "de-pantsing" them?

 

Yeah, I've heard both ways. I probably prefer the latter, but didn't feel like reaching for 3 more keystrokes.

 

2 keystrokes. It's depantsing. - is not needed, my mistake. Somehow "de"pantsing just makes it click in my head. And "pantsing" left me scratching. Actually "pantsing" makes that chalkboard scratching sound in my head. Please don't use it again. :lol: It sounds like a half word. Doesn't sound completed. . Painting, pant, panting, sing, singing, . . . pantsing. OUCH!

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Chi Cubs

AB R H RBI BB K LOB Season Avg

J. Pierre cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .247

T. Walker dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .292

A. Ramirez 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .255

P. Nevin 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .311

M. Murton lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .258

R. Cedeno ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .290

J. Jones rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .288

N. Perez 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .207

H. Blanco c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .238

Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Cleveland

AB R H RBI BB K LOB Season Avg

G. Sizemore cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .292

T. Hollandsworth lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .209

J. Peralta ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .252

T. Hafner dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .300

V. Martinez c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .295

B. Broussard 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333

R. Belliard 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .288

R. Vazquez 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167

F. Gutierrez rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .188

Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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Betcha Maddux makes 'em look silly.

 

By pantsing them as they circle the bases?

 

???huh??? No dictionary entry for pantsing. What do you mean?

 

You just need the right dictionary.

 

 

Ah yes, the dictionary that helps illuminate the queen's English.

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Betcha Maddux makes 'em look silly.

 

By pantsing them as they circle the bases?

 

???huh??? No dictionary entry for pantsing. What do you mean?

 

You just need the right dictionary.

 

 

Ah yes, the dictionary that help illuminate the queen's English.

 

I say! They did Pansted him good!

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Sizemore with a single to right and steals 2nd. Hollandsworth with an RBI single that scores Sizemore. Holla moves to 2nd on the throw home. 1-0 Cleveland. No outs.
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Jesus Christ, Sosa had a better arm than Jones has.

 

I mean, at this point, JUST STOP THROWING TO THE FRIGGIN' PLATE.

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Maddux has really lost it...He just sucks now..we better not resign him

 

He needs to sign a contract where he just pitches in April!

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