Cueto (season debut) vs Dempster (1-3, 8.05 ERA) Johnny Cueto begged to wait one more day to make his season debut. "After getting knocked around so badly down there [in AAA-Louisville, where he posted a 0-2 record, 6.28 ERA, and .311 baa], the last thing I need is to start this season being so clearly overmatched," he told reporters today. "I completely understand where he's coming from," said Dempster. "My 8.05 ERA is the highest among NL starters, and frankly, I deserve to be kicked out of the league, but with Cueto's debut coming against the Cubs, that means that it'll take at least 6 more starts for his numbers to recover enough to get better than mine are now. After the game, he's going to wish he spent his mother's day with a pacifier safe inside a uterus somewhere." Random good mojo gifs: http://drippet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Hockey.gif http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/aviewp1.gif http://www.watercoolerwit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/one-player-table-tennis.gif