absolutely insane idea :D Reds trade: Austin Kearns, Adam Dunn, and Ken Griffey Jr. Cubs trade: Corey Patterson, Jerry Hairston Jr., Rich Hill, and Sergio Mitre (and i'd throw in a decent pitching prospect if I had too) No money exchanges hands, Cubs take on Griffey's 06-08 contract ($12.5 million per), Reds keep the deferred money (which, as I believe, the Reds couldn't shed anyway under MLB rules) Here's an estimate of the money above Reds package: $47.5 ($37.5 Griffey, $6 Dunn, $1 Kearns) Cubs package: $5.8 ($3 Patterson, $2 Hairston, $.5 Mitre, $.3 Hill) So, we esentially save Cincy 41 million plus over the next 3 seasons (what they owe Griffey, plus what Dunn and Kearns would make next season). They get two starters to plug into their rotation right now, a replacement for Griffey in center, and a very versitile Hairston, who I'd wager you could plug into 2B for them. Cubs get one of the most lethal hitters in the game, one heck of a project in Kearns, and one heck of a gamble in Griffey. As far as next season money goes, we spend right at 20 million. Plenty of cash left to get Furcal for shortstop, and another arm for the bullpen. In this scenario, you pencil Dunn into right field, Griffey into center, and let Kearns/Murton fight it out for left. Now...how is THIS for a lineup? Furcal Walker Lee Dunn Ramirez Griffey Murton/Kearns Barrett Even if making this move keeps us from signing another starting pitcher, i'm willing to chance winding up with Glendon Rusch as the 5th starter if someone goes down, if it gets me that potent of a lineup.