This might be nuts, heck, not sure I'd even pull the trigger, but here goes. Cubs trade: Aramis Ramirez, Corey Patterson, and Neifi Perez Red Sox trade: Manny Ramirez, Andy Marte, $ Red Sox get to swap All Stars with the Cubs, Cubs instantly refill ARam's position. Red Sox instantly fill thier lineup card, Aram to 3rd, Neifi to 2nd (hey, they're potentially LOSING OUT on A-Gone Part 2, they're down to Neifi levels), Corey to center. Cons of course are potentially opening the 3rd base black hole worm. Hmm, though I do wonder if Boston would pull the trigger without having an outfielder coming back. Perfaps expand it to include the devilrays moving Huff to the Red Sox or something...