How about a rewrite of "Back In Black"? "Back In Blue" Back in blue Healthy too I guess you know it sucks to be you Three outs No doubt Sit your ass back down I'm throwing heat because it's flying by you Forget a bat, you better bring two I got nine strikes, and lives Use every one before you trot around 'Cause I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back, back I'm back in blue Yes, I'm back in blue Back in the swing King of my thing You're a fire cracker, I'm a WMD I'm in the game And you're in shame Need to catch up, but you don't have a prayer On your best night you'd never hit it Just take the out, don't get embarrased Clocked at nine nine, feeling fine Might see me yawn with the game on the line 'Cause I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back, back I'm back in blue Yes, I'm back in blue