If Sammy wants to come back and give it one last try and really wants to mend fences with the Cubs, it's real simple Sammy. Ask to come to spring training as a non roster invitee. Personally call up Jim Hendry and make this request. Worst case, he stinks, formally retires with a fitting Wrigley Field send off, and rides into the sunset. Middle case, he's ok, can still nail lefties, and becomes Jacque's platoon partner, giving us a shot of a combined .900 OPS out of right field. Best case, happening in the land of make believe, would be the 2001 Sammy coming into camp, smashing Jacque over the head with his boombox and personally flinging him into the trade bin, and putting up a 1.000 OPS next season as our starting right fielder. :lol: