Screw it. We need superstars.
Trade for Alonso and give him 6/132 (22 AAV)
Trade for Soto and give him 12/420 (35 AAV)
Sign Ohtani and give him 10/400 (40 AAV)
Sign Yamamoto and who knows on his contract, but somewhere around 22 AAV
If the Cubs are around $176M counting arb raises and guys that will be back (including Stroman and Gomes but excluding Hendricks since they can decline his option and they should in this scenario) and they spend over the $237M threshold but stay under the next threshold of $257, that gives them about $70M and leaves a little room for deadline deals. If you added all the players I mentioned above, you could move Happ to save $21M next season. Now you have around $91M to spend and to stay below the 2nd LT threshold. With the additions of the players mentioned above, that would be about $119M give or take some. That would put us over the 2nd threshold of $257M by about $28M. I’m guessing if you trade for Soto and Alonso and then extend them, that their extensions wouldn’t count against you until the next year, which would make the money work out to stay below the 2nd threshold.
lineup would be something like:
2B - Hoerner
LF - Soto
DH - Ohtani
1B - Alonso
SS - Swanson
RF - Suzuki
3B - Morel
C - Amaya / Gomes
CF - PCA
Rotation
Steele
Yamamoto
Stroman
Wicks
Taillon
Obviously this will never happen, but it should. Maybe my money is off (just now having my first cup of coffee lol) and it wouldn’t work. I’ll be surprised if we end up with 1 of these guys, let along all 4. The Cubs will likely spend enough to say “hey we spent money” but not enough to really put us over the top like the Chicago Cubs can and should spend. It’s just a fun little exercise. Again almost a 0% chance of happening.